All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

That's why, if you want good plot twists and thrilling concepts, you should subscribe to Tentacles and Shields publishing. This month we'll be producing a story about last month: The Shadow and its Paramore. Stay tuned for details.

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[a_shadow]

I still get mine for free, right?

[neverheardofhim]

For my second fifth biggest muse, anything.

[prorenataa]

No one's imagination is that good.

[neverheardofhim]

When was the last time a god wrote a book for you, Giggles?

[shashka]

Can't say that I really believe in any "god", but if I did, I'm pretty sure he has no idea what he's doing and just makes things up as he goes along.

[neverheardofhim]

Sure, fine. But his making shit up is, apparently, prone to cliche.

If you want something worth reading and/or living? My stuff is better.

[warandpeace]

I'll purchase a copy for Dorian when it comes out so his collection can remain complete.

[neverheardofhim]

You, ser? You are quickly becoming my favorite.

[businessinfront]

Please tell me there's another definition of paramour that I've just never heard of.

[neverheardofhim]

Do I need to explain sex to someone else on this planet?

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[sleepdarts]

How much do you believe that question and how much is publicity?

[neverheardofhim]

Hard to answer. I believed in my religion back home, but it's hard to keep the faith when no one here has heard of them. What do deities mean, if we can break the bounds that even they have no control over?

Your second question? Pretty much all of it.

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[cockade]

Someone's writing a story about this already?

[Why would you dear god]

[neverheardofhim]

Can't risk losing the details, now can we?

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[toservelife]

i would be more interested in hearing the truth about it

what happened with shadow demons

[neverheardofhim]

They were assholes.
Wanna be more specific?

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[shadowblends]

at least there's someone that can joke about it, now that it's over.

and honestly, i don't know how many 'gods' would be this merciful to all of us. [mmm, that Catholic guilt tho.]

[neverheardofhim]

I tend to joke about everything, Spades, even before it's over.

You doing okay?

[nishizono]

that was the weirdest sales pitch i've ever read in my life

[neverheardofhim]

You must be new here.

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[tearsinajar]

What makes it worse is the fact that we might not even remember any of this shitshow when we get to go home.

[neverheardofhim]

Don't remind me.
I don't even want to think about "going home" at this point.

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[sketchycharacter]

if you get someone else to illustrate it we're not friends anymore

[neverheardofhim]

Aw, Drake. Do you really think I'm that kind of man?

[liberaltus]

And here I though this was going to be a heartfelt moment involving a peroration designed to move the audience to tears. Instead it's a promotion...I want to be surprised, truly, but I am finding it difficult.

[neverheardofhim]

I don't know about you, Sparkler, but where I come from, we're friends. Guess that's not the same on your plane of existence?