All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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[liberaltus]

Yes, you're quite the delicate flower. That aside, if I didn't like you I wouldn't bother mocking you, or your literature rather -- and you're not bad at returning the favor.

[neverheardofhim]

That's true, isn't it? But I figured I'd ask -- Neriel's got his panties in a twist more often than not over me. Wanted to be sure it wasn't the same with you.

Andraste's tits, though, look at me. Moping about like some lovelorn Chantry sister. You shouldn't have to see me like this, Dorian.

[liberaltus]

You're witty, that's your best feature as I happen to like witty so you'll always be my favorite dwarf. As a point of curiosity, what has the Inquisitor all in a twist?

Lovelorn Chantry sister? Are you lovelorn? Regardless, my ear is always open and it has been very sympathetic as of late, so if you really want a serious conversation...

...I do keep plenty of wine in stock or a good stout if you'd rather.

[neverheardofhim]

Andraste's ass, no I'm not lovelorn. It's a turn of phrase, Sparkler.

[He definitely wasn't nursing some complicated wounds from an even more complicated confession. He wasn't sure how public he wanted that particular incident to be, however. ]

I won't say no to a stiff drink and good company though.

[liberaltus]

Yes well, a mopey Varric is also unexpected; so for all I know you very well could be.

[That Varric could be anything short of cynical, witty, and sarcastic? It was certainly new to Dorian...so what else could be new.]

Well you can have both any time you wish, my door is always...well maybe not always, but it's usually open.

[neverheardofhim]

Should I be watching for a tell-tale sock on the door before my visits, then? Just in case?

[liberaltus]

Maker's breath, just because I lock my door doesn't mean I'm doing anything, it just means knock.