All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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Comments

[prorenataa]

No one's imagination is that good.

[neverheardofhim]

When was the last time a god wrote a book for you, Giggles?

[prorenataa]

I've read that sentence three times and it still doesn't make sense. Want to present your question differently?

[neverheardofhim]

Did a goddess descend from heavens, skirts a-ruffle, and present you with a novel?

No?

How can you say no one's imagination is that good then?

[prorenataa]

No?

[ He's seriously missed something in this conversation. Probably shouldn't have tried to respond while multi-tasking. ]

I don't believe in deities, to begin with. "Deities" are just species who have reached an evolutionary or technological -or both- superiority over the species they subjugate.

[neverheardofhim]

Sounds pretty closed minded, if you ask me.

[prorenataa]

Did I?

[neverheardofhim]

Real cute, giggles.

Leave the sass to Hawke though, won't you?

[prorenataa]

Certainly.