All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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[neverheardofhim]

Hug the good doctor for me, then? I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[The image of Adrien being latched onto was amusing enough, and he had to pause in his typing while he waited for the chuckles to subside.]

I thought I lost you once. It... wasn't a pleasant feeling. Believe it or not, I actually rather enjoy your company.

HOW DID YOU TURN THIS SO SAD

[tearsinajar]

He doesn't like to admit it but he does enjoy hugs.

[ Only from certain people, though. ]

Nothing is absolute here, it seems. Not even death. But that means a lot to me, Varric. Thank you. Whenever you want to start, we should think about writing something together.

[neverheardofhim]

Once things get settled then, you and me can start outlining something. Something happy. Funny, even.

I think this place needs the laughs.

[tearsinajar]

I would like that. A lot.