All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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Comments

[sketchycharacter]

just make sure to get me the manuscript in plenty of time. i'm gonna do my best work for you.

[neverheardofhim]

You're a true friend, Drake.

Doing alright after that big fiasco? Haven't had much time to touch base -- been out too much trying to fix things around town.

[sketchycharacter]

eh, a demonic version of my brother tried to beat me up, but that's not even in my top ten worst days ever. weirdest maybe, but not worst. i'm all right.

[neverheardofhim]

Wish I could say the same, about it not ranking in my top ten worst days.

This one is probably somewhere in the top three.

Glad you made it out alright.

[sketchycharacter]

sorry to hear that man
but me too
hopefully we get a break from this awful bullshit for a while