All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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Comments

[neverheardofhim]

Andraste's ass, no I'm not lovelorn. It's a turn of phrase, Sparkler.

[He definitely wasn't nursing some complicated wounds from an even more complicated confession. He wasn't sure how public he wanted that particular incident to be, however. ]

I won't say no to a stiff drink and good company though.

[liberaltus]

Yes well, a mopey Varric is also unexpected; so for all I know you very well could be.

[That Varric could be anything short of cynical, witty, and sarcastic? It was certainly new to Dorian...so what else could be new.]

Well you can have both any time you wish, my door is always...well maybe not always, but it's usually open.

[neverheardofhim]

Should I be watching for a tell-tale sock on the door before my visits, then? Just in case?

[liberaltus]

Maker's breath, just because I lock my door doesn't mean I'm doing anything, it just means knock.