All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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Comments

[neverheardofhim]

This is a legitimate business strategy, it's not weird.

[nishizono]

it's not weird if you're peddling furry/tentacle porn sure
not that that doesn't have a market