All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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Comments

[shadowblends]

it helps, that's for certain. maybe i should do circus tricks to lighten the mood from now on!

i wouldn't mind it, but do you actually want to hear about the same thing over and over again?

[neverheardofhim]

Can't hurt. If nothing else, I might enjoy the show.

Of course I don't mind, Spades. Listening is what I do.

[shadowblends]

i don't think anyone's actually seen me perform here. it'd be a nice change of pace.

[a pause, probably seeming too long as he contemplates then finally decides:] okay, sure.

[Talking more about it can sometimes help, right?]

[neverheardofhim]

I'll second that. Especially since all I've done is talk about myself.
You can do it after we chat though.
Deal?

[shadowblends]

listening to or reading about you is interesting.
sounds like a plan to me!