All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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[a_shadow]

I still get mine for free, right?

[neverheardofhim]

For my second fifth biggest muse, anything.

[prorenataa]

No one's imagination is that good.

[neverheardofhim]

When was the last time a god wrote a book for you, Giggles?

[shashka]

Can't say that I really believe in any "god", but if I did, I'm pretty sure he has no idea what he's doing and just makes things up as he goes along.

[prorenataa]

I've read that sentence three times and it still doesn't make sense. Want to present your question differently?

[warandpeace]

I'll purchase a copy for Dorian when it comes out so his collection can remain complete.

[businessinfront]

Please tell me there's another definition of paramour that I've just never heard of.

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[sleepdarts]

How much do you believe that question and how much is publicity?

[neverheardofhim]

Sure, fine. But his making shit up is, apparently, prone to cliche.

If you want something worth reading and/or living? My stuff is better.

[neverheardofhim]

You, ser? You are quickly becoming my favorite.

[neverheardofhim]

Do I need to explain sex to someone else on this planet?

[neverheardofhim]

Hard to answer. I believed in my religion back home, but it's hard to keep the faith when no one here has heard of them. What do deities mean, if we can break the bounds that even they have no control over?

Your second question? Pretty much all of it.

[neverheardofhim]

Did a goddess descend from heavens, skirts a-ruffle, and present you with a novel?

No?

How can you say no one's imagination is that good then?

[prorenataa]

No?

[ He's seriously missed something in this conversation. Probably shouldn't have tried to respond while multi-tasking. ]

I don't believe in deities, to begin with. "Deities" are just species who have reached an evolutionary or technological -or both- superiority over the species they subjugate.

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[cockade]

Someone's writing a story about this already?

[Why would you dear god]

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[toservelife]

i would be more interested in hearing the truth about it

what happened with shadow demons

[businessinfront]

No! That's why I'm asking!

[sleepdarts]

( She figured there'd be a lot of publicity going on )

So who do you believe in?

[shashka]

Well, I've never really been one for romances. The best stories are adventures, mysteries, or tales of revenge.

[ or anything related to Westerns. but given the differences between worlds, this guy might not know anything about the genre, which is really a pity. ]

You write any of those?

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[shadowblends]

at least there's someone that can joke about it, now that it's over.

and honestly, i don't know how many 'gods' would be this merciful to all of us. [mmm, that Catholic guilt tho.]

[warandpeace]

I think he would appreciate it.

I actually am glad that there are some creative people around. I used to write music. I've not in a long time, but if I were still in the habit I'm sure I could get a few good songs out of this place.

[nishizono]

that was the weirdest sales pitch i've ever read in my life

[a_shadow]

Sounds like I've got some competition.

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[tearsinajar]

What makes it worse is the fact that we might not even remember any of this shitshow when we get to go home.