All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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Comments

[warandpeace]

I think he would appreciate it.

I actually am glad that there are some creative people around. I used to write music. I've not in a long time, but if I were still in the habit I'm sure I could get a few good songs out of this place.

[neverheardofhim]

They need people like us. Wars wouldn't be won if not for minstrels and writers of epic tales. We commemorate the deeds of the fallen, and inspire hope in young soldiers that tomorrow the next song or story will be about her.

[warandpeace]

I do more mission work than lyrical, now. I guess the inspiration waned.

I've been trying to get it back.

[Which is important, since he rejected so much of himself for so long.]

[neverheardofhim]

No better time than the present, if you ask me. And there's not much else to do here -- at least when shit isn't tearing itself apart.

Time to pick up an old hobby.