All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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[shashka]

Intriguing. I'll take my chances on that one, I guess.

[ as an accomplished liar, he can always appreciate a good story. however... ]

But, in my experience, there's never been a single story that hasn't changed with each different version.

[ and the Soviet Union does love writing some people out of history. ]

[neverheardofhim]

Trust me, not telling the truth would have bit me in the ass more than telling the truth did. Everything in that book is completely accurate. Just ask any of my friends here.

[He might have been content to leave it at that, but a few moments of thought (mostly centering around one pesky elf, had him typing once more.]

The truth just... varies a little, depending on who you ask.

[shashka]

Doesn't it always?

[ something he knows all too well. ]

If it's a good story, does it really matter in the long run?