All This Shit is Weird: The Weirdening

[neverheardofhim]

You ever think that someone is writing our lives, and we're part of some comedy shitshow that the gods are playing out? If that's the case, then I'd like to have a talk with whoever's in charge.

Shadow demons? I can name at least five Thedosian books that played it better. Caught up on feelings and regrets toward people? There are better ways to damage a person. I can think of twenty bad memories that we didn't even touch on.

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Comments

[businessinfront]

No! That's why I'm asking!

[neverheardofhim]

So.
What's the problem here

[businessinfront]

You're seriously writing romance novels about THAT?

[neverheardofhim]

If you wanted to make a better suggestion, you should've done it two months ago. I asked for feedback and everything.

[businessinfront]

I didn't know there was a deadline!

... And I didn't even see it!

[neverheardofhim]

Didn't see it, or were too embarrassed to detail your fantasies?

[businessinfront]

I don't have fantasies.

[neverheardofhim]

Right, and I'm not a dwarf.

[businessinfront]

... I'm guessing that's sarcasm.

[neverheardofhim]

You figure that out all on your own?

[businessinfront]

We're getting off topic!