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GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS

also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.

third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.

still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??

anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]

Hey everyone!

This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.

[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]

...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?

[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]

Threaded | Flat

I understood each individual word you spoke, but I'm fairly certain I have no idea what you were trying to say just now.

[ Peter, that was all kinda garbled. ]

Oh. So there's my TAB thief.

Also you don't look like a spider or a man or any such combination of the two. So. Maybe consider turning over a new leaf and stop TAB theft and get a new identity to boot.

[...]

Purpose?

What if I just want someone to help me clean house

"Spider-Man"?

[ You're lucky you can't see the face she's making, Peter. ]

[ It's incredible the amount of TAB theft that needs to happen for things to get done around here.

Fortunately, even with an incorrect username and a head-to-toe disguise, this kid is not remotely slick or subtle. It's incredible. He's living. ]

So... a superhero gig, in other words?

[ Color him surprised, except not really. This seems perfectly in character. ]

...Can you condense what you're trying to say into one, maybe two sentences?

[this is going to be two nerds slipping all over their words at each other]

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Rewind a bit. Spider Man? Sorta -- [she laughs] -- sorta having a hard time making the connection between spiders and moving.

Like, do you have little spider minions who can move stuff around for you?

Edited (actually, I guess gaige doesn't count as high school anymore for reasons) 2017-08-01 00:22 (UTC)

If you're trying to make some spare change, you need a better sales pitch, kid.

[she just
stares
eyes a little squinted for a second
she doesn't know who this person is
and then:]

What the frack are you wearing?

[she looks a little confused, brows pitched together, but there's a small smile on her face anyway]

This is a kind thing to offer. But why would you call yourself Spider-Man? Are you some kind of ancient creature, part man and part spider?

huh weird and here i thought there wouldn't be way to downgrade your face.

[ Okay so he was gonna shoot off a text, but his reading glasses are back at the house, so fuck that. ]

Lemme guess, you're still pretty new at this whole-- [ a circular sweep of his palm over the screen- ] --masked hero bit, eh?

You must be nervous.

[ That's what people do when they're nervous, right? They ramble? But Elena smiles; she still looks worn down, however her recovery is coming along nicely. ]

Threaded | Flat

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audio, TAB signature reads "Tony Stark"

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video; identity theft ouroboros continues as the signature reads "Nathan Drake"

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video; Tony has Nate's TAB, so this one reads as Elena Fisher

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