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GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS

also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.

third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.

still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??

anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]

Hey everyone!

This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.

[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]

...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?

[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]

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well honestly. your voice is high and squeaky enough. and hawke doesn't have tits to speak of and is into weird things so. who even knows. right. so what is it if not spandex?

My voice isn't squeaky!

Idk my first suit was sweatpants. I didn't make this one myself
I guess it might be spandex I just assumed it wasn't bc of who made it

uhhuh. it just didn't scream puberty. pretty generous seamstress you got there. though i have to question your both fashion sense. even if it's not latex.

[ ....yeah well that's. nothing he can control. fifteen is a really annoying age to be, okay! ]

I wasn't screaming anything so that's fine I guess

Spandex
Wait is spandex latex?
It is, isn't it?
Also yeah they're great

defensive much? and sweetie spandex isnt the same as latex but good try terrific im sure. handy to have benefactor like that

[ don't call him out like that!! also you told him he was defensive so he's not going to comment on it at all bc that's not obvious either ]

Thanks?

Did you know 'spandex' is just an anagram of 'expands'?

And yeah idk how it really happened tbh
It just sort of did
Whether I was prepared for it or not

i had not noticed that before thank you for opening my eyes for that lucky guy. i want sugar daddy like that but with less spider fantasies which one of you came up with it anyway?

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