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GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS

also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.

third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.

still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??

anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]

Hey everyone!

This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.

[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]

...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?

[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]

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I suppose so. Not everyone needs to be untied from the proverbial train tracks, so to speak.

[A beat.] Are you only helping move things, or are you interested in helping with anything else?

I can help with other stuff too! I don't know why I just keep talking about moving stuff around - guess it sort of seemed like the most universal boring thing people always want friends for.

Is it? I've never actually had to move my residence without a pacdisc before, so I wouldn't know.

I'm trying to figure out how to teach physics to students. Would you know anything about that?

What's a 'pacdisc'; that sounds cool! Also I mean. I've moved a few times - it's not fun. Usually you need more people to move things than live in the place that uses... those things.

I know plenty about teaching physics to students - I was in AP Physics II when i got here. [ did you mean you wanted a guinea pig?? or did you mean you wanted help teaching v basic physics. ]

It's apparently a device that stores a large amount of things, but is about the size of a dessert plate. Not certain about the science behind it, but I found a few in my things along with the instructions. I'm guessing I used them when we abandoned the Moira.

[And she's been trying to sort through all of those things for a long, long time.]

Great! [She'll take it, even though she has no idea what "AP" means or why there's a two after it. Maybe it's more advanced than one? Probably.] I have to make a syllabus, but my education consisted of self-teaching so I have no idea what to do when or how to structure anything. I can't exactly throw a few books at these students and tell them to figure it out.

Oh, wait! Yeah, I think I have one of those somewhere! I didn't really use it much since we went on that big hike and then wound up here - it's probably in my closet.

Well you can totally throw books at me and tell me to figure out if it's working or not. I mean, I did a little tutoring but... Emphasis on 'little'. There was a whole program thing in middle school, they said it would look good for, you know. College.

[ also it's so funny how you don't think about what seems like super basic stuff until someone else says something that totally contradicts something you take for granted. also no, for the record, it hasn't hit him at all that to help her he'll either have to tell her who he is or literally sit in some library or smth as spider-man and try to do math. ] You taught yourself physics? They don't have schools on your world?

[Lbr, it wouldn't be the weirdest thing Liz has done-- sitting next to Spider-man while planning curriculum.]

Oh they do-- I couldn't go to any of them, though-- I was locked in a tower until I was twenty. So I just read until I understood.

...Isn't middle school somewhere around eleven or twelve years old? How is anyone thinking of college at that point in their lives?

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