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GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS

also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.

third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.

still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??

anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]

Hey everyone!

This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.

[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]

...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?

[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]

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Idk I feel like once your bff is stabbing you to death your reasonable expectation of explanation is sort of shot since they weren't talking to you abt whatever the problem was in the first place so why should they start now
I'm not saying he wouldn't WNAT to know I'm saying expecting an answer that isn't some kind of crazy bad guy speech is kind of dumb
want*
WANT*

[ yeah this weirdly feels kind of nice, for reasons he can't really. explain. he doesn't even like this subject that much. he doesn't DISlike it, but it's definitely not really his whole deal. ]

Uhh idk random stuff
I stopped a truck from running into a bus
People stealing cars
Directions to lost tourists
There was a fire once! That was
That one was a little harder
Couple cats stuck on rooftops
Muggings
Idk that sort of stuff

That's not what I'm saying at all and you know it.

[ And don't make her fucking laugh over this. ]

I'm sure no one asking that would suddenly expect some James Bond villain monologue before they die. But who's to say it's unreasonable to expect some kind of answer when you're dying at their hand?? I think it's dumb you completely rule that out. People are emotional and complex and Shakespeare understood that better than most in his time. I know if someone close to me was killing me, I would want to know why. Unless you think I could come back as a ghost and get my answer that way?

[ Tho this is all a pointless example when she's a telepath and would be able to pick up on that kind of stuff long before it happened. ]

How did you stop a truck from running into a bus?

[ he'll make her laugh if he damn well feels like it
also if she finds him at all entertaining
it's not actually what he's aiming for rn but it does tend to somehow be a by product of things he says when he's spider-man, so
win-win?? ]

How would I know that
I don't know that

I don't think it's unreasonable to WANT it
And you're right it's not unresasonable to expect it in those circumstances
Unreasonable*
But it's also not like
Unfathomable to assume it's not gonna happen
At that point - esp if it's your former bff - you either know if they're the kind of person who's gonna spill everything last minute bc there's no reason not to, or if they're the kind of person who's gonna like just
Take that stuff to the grave out of spite
Esp since it's not their grave
Idk I've not like, actually read all my assigned reading all the way through but it seems like bad guys either want you to know every little detail or they don't care how much you know as long as you die

[ personal experience?? maybe. actually kind of, but not in serious amounts. ]

With my hands
And like
Arms and stuff

video.

text; i literally just realised her sn isn't 'grey-ate' it's 'great'

text; lmao it's okay. others didn't get it for a while, either.

text; if it helps i have that problem with other uns