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GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS

also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.

third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.

still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??

anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]

Hey everyone!

This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.

[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]

...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?

[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]

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I was just making sure!

I mean you don't have to come up anything I was just clarifying
Come up with*

:)

So what's with the name?

Really
Is everybody gonna get in on this
It makes more sense when I'm actually doing things instead of just putting out a video saying I can do things

[ not that he hasn't been, he's just. been mostly swinging around region five and doing random small things here and there, so. not much publicity in that. especially when you have shit like sudden Winter and shadow bs going down on a not-irregular basis. ]

So you do things like a spider does?

I figured it was a code name of some type.

I can climb buildings and swing off stuff and I'm really strong
Idk I didn't pick it out okay
It's better than being Cockroach Man so I've embraced it

What organization are you with?

[ uhhhhhhhhhh ]

The fine citizens of new york city

[ nope he tried but it's just too cool to keep to himself ]

Also the Avengers [ !!!!! ]

Edited (icon) 2017-08-02 21:56 (UTC)

Oh

Is that paramilitary, or

I was with Freelancer

Edited 2017-08-03 00:35 (UTC)

Idk can you be govt sanctioned and paramilitary at the same time??
Also sort of yes anyway
Actually I guess by that point they weren't anymore
I mean
We

Ooh that sounds cool
What's that

Being government-sanctioned but not government-run pretty much defines paramilitary, yes

And Freelancer was a paramilitary

I'd have to explain the entire history of my universe to explain it more thoroughly than that

I think they were [ - 'fighting about it' except he's now ACUTELY AWARE THIS IS PUBLIC so - ] renegotiating contracts or smth
I'm not actually sure what was going on

Uh that's cool
Unless you just want to
I like learning about stuff but it sounds like maybe a convo that's better in person

Maybe sometime

I mean, if you're still planning to do some free housekeeping for me

Was I ever planning on that??
I don't think I committed to that
Not that we can't like
Chat
I do like chatting
I don't like cleaning though sorry

I wouldn't mind telling you about Freelancer, mainly because it's a good cautionary tale—if you can't be a good example be a terrible warning and all that. Not at my house, though.

[ well that just sounds like a terrible piece of advice, even though it sort of makes sense ]

Somewhere else?

Somewhere. Sometime. How about I get a hold of you when I'm ready to talk.

[ Oh BOY ]

now THAT'S some interesting trivia

[ oh GOD

...

what the hell is he supposed to say ]

hi?

[ You said it, you can't un-say it!! ]

honestly?
the spandex makes a lot more sense now

Is that a good thing
That sounds like a good thing
This is okay right??

[ Spiderboy isn't the first young kid he's met here who turned out to be an Avenger - and Tony's starting to think he won't be the last, either. However all these people ended up crossing paths back home, he can't imagine turning away a young, talented person who just wants to help people. ]

of course it's okay
why wouldn't it be okay
unless there's some dark secret i'm not privy to?
in which case absolutely feel free to share the juicy details

[ Something outrageous like you secretly murdered his parents or something but lmao that's not a thing that happens in real life, right ]

no secret!
def no dark secret!
I don't have any dark secrets. or secrets
Well I mean I have some but not fr

[ -....no! backspace! not enter!!! ]

uhhhh
This is a great thing!! woo!

[ InCREDIBLE ]

good, good
very reassuring

[ How can you have a bad pokerface over text, the world may never know. ]

welcome to the team, kid

[ that felt like it might have been sarcasm but peter's choosing to take tony at his word bc it makes him feel better, okay ]

tysm mr stark!!
i'll do my best okay
whatever you need

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