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GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS

also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.

third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.

still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??

anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]

Hey everyone!

This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.

[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]

...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?

[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]

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[ oh my god he's never making another post on the network again this whole thing is just getting shredded at this point ]

Or it could be incredulousness?
Sort of like it is right now??
Since I said the word "help" about six times in the first post???

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Post lacked '?' character.

[Partly due to being video, but shhh.]

Current usage in error.

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The post lacked '?' character bc the post wasn't incredulous
What are [ - just ]

Who hurt you

Ok
The purpose of the post was to OFFER HELP
THe ? was bc I wasn't sure what you misunderstood
The*
That was a typo correction, while we're being all clear and stuff

Typos are typing errors

[ :| ]

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[Ignoring all of the rest of that,]

Syntax error: "Who hurt you".
Valid query requires specified character ('?').

[This is easily the most entertained Rinzler's been all week.]

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Oh my god
Sorry
Oh my god!*

Do rhetorical questions still require question marks to indicate they're questions if you're not actually asking a question with them?

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Yes.

[A beat.]

Additional error.

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What now?

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Suggested 'help': retrieving missing items, providing 'stuff'.
Reference: 'your own stuff, please' typically indicates respect for ownership and personal claims.

Demonstrated behavior: removing others' items.

[See, user, stealing is wrong says the amoral murderbot~]

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WHAT

I haven't taken anything!!

I want to help people get their stuff back - I'm trying to make sure I don't help people trying to get stuff that isn't theirs

It's hard when you don't have a lot to work with okay

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[orly]

ID: Marian_Hawke?

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[ okay peter legit forgot (again) that he stole this TAB to make this post in the first place, so


............................ ]

that's different!!!

I have to protect my [ wow this sounds really stupid when you have to say it out loud, christ. he loses steam literally halfway through the sentence ] secrect identity....
secret*

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[You need to what your what now, user?]

Identity: under attack?

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No that's why it's a secret

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Identity: stolen?

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no that's also why its a secret

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[Rinzler takes a moment. Processes this. Concludes:]

Stupid.

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I'm being careful - that's not stupid!

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No attack.
No [he goes back to insert a word] external theft.

Caution unnecessary.
Stupid.

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Ofc it looks stupid if there's nothing happening that's why it's being CAREFUL
If smth was happening then it wouldn't be caution
It would be reaction
Totally different tion

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Current event: theft.

Yours.

[Congratulations user something's happening.]

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What
Nobody stole anything from

[ oh wait. .......gdi he hit enter again instead of backspace! ]

I just borrowed it! I'm giving it back!!
I just needed it to make this post and then I'm returning it, okay?

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Vocabulary error.

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Is your name brick wall
what is it now

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No.

"Borrowed": implies removal with permission.

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She
I borrowed it from the person I know who was least likely to care??

[ wait, shit ]

Know of*

[ Nailed It™ ]