peter "ɪ·ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ" parker. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thisavrou2017-07-30 11:04 pm
retrovirion) wrote in thisavrou2017-07-30 11:04 pm
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GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS
also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.
third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.
still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??
anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]
Hey everyone!
This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.
[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]
...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?
[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]
GUESS WHO'S NERVOUS
also second, "guess who" but more literally, because this message contains only the TAB signature of one lady hawke - peter knows better than to connect his own TAB to his spider-man stuff, okay.
third guess (the charm) who's totally playing it off by being a cool guy, having totally hit record on the TAB remotely, so he's already squared off inside the video feed. congratulations to a head-and-shoulders view of some person in tight red and blue, head-to-apparently-toe spandex. as though spandex has any other possible adjective but 'tight'.
still, the same adjective could be applied to the posture, or at least what's visible. it's at least a... loose kind of tight? or something??
anyway, there's the kind of wave you do when you're either about to start a school project, or your great aunt josephine is giving you a thumbs up from afar for whatever weird family reunion cousin sack race you're about to do. ]
Hey everyone!
This is - [ uhh ] - just me. Spider-Man. Just saying, like. I think some people might have had some stuff missing when they evac'd, or whenever they tried to move around, I guess. Or maybe not, I - it's not like I talked to everyone. Either way, like. If you need stuff - your own stuff, please - moved around, or you want someone to keep an eye out for something, or you just need stuff - I can help with that! Or like if you need help getting here to there specifically, or have to move something really heavy, or - now I'm rambling, sorry. If you want help in general. I can't promise everything, but I can promise I'll try. At least, as much as I can.
[ that's what being a superhero is all about anyway, right? he's been slacking since he got here. ]
...........like, not just right now, I mean. All the time. I can be helpful all the time. This was a weird time to do this, wasn't it?
[ the feed cuts off a handful of hurriedly-over-analyzed seconds later. ]
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Lemme guess, you're still pretty new at this whole-- [ a circular sweep of his palm over the screen- ] --masked hero bit, eh?
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No?
[ is that remotely believable? he probably shouldn't have made it sound like a question. ]
Yes?? Measuring it in months still probably means 'yes', doesn't it?
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[ Sorry, kid, his expression is flat, but for a glint of curiosity in his eyes. Maybe he spent too long mentoring young mutants to just close out of this window. ]
What's with the spider thing? Are you a mutant?
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Maybe? I mean, there's not really - I guess back home I'm called an 'enhanced human', but I've met Mr. Xavier and a couple others and that... Sure, yeah, a mutant.
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Ah. And your power is...moving stuff. [ pause for effect, while the corner of his mouth ticks down. not impressed yet. ] In a spider costume.
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No, I - well, yeah, sort of, but that's not the - that's really more of a by-product than the like, actual power itself. [ does he seem fidgety? he might be. he might also just have a lot of conversations and sudden "attacks" he wasn't anticipating.
he's also just gonna keep talking probably bc why not - why not just talk incessantly or smth bc that's always so impressive and not at all annoying and yet he can't help it ]
I offered to help move stuff because I can carry heavy things. But I can also swing around and I have super good senses now and I have a like. A personal radar system? I don't know, that might be part of the sense... thing.
Also I can stick to things. Like. Buildings. I can stick to buildings.