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[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00
do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

Comments

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[ventifact]

do you need constant supervision???

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[redshitlord]

NO!!11

[Yes.]

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[notyetsore]

are you ok?

[Child why are you awake at this hour (probably because he was busy staring at nothing and thinking about life, knowing him)]

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[redshitlord]

im fine dude!!!11

aces

wild

or something idk its dark and late and im bored and theres wax in my intakes so i cant recharge boo 8(

[lavelly]

What are tangle snakes ?

[redshitlord]

weird lookin alien fuzzballs

i dont think theyre snakes ???

they dont go HISS

TXT!

[hawkethat]

Wax melts, doesn't it? Have you tried that?

[redshitlord]

UHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

if it MELTED itd be like TOTALLY GONE
im hot !!!

[redshitlord]

like body temp man
im pretty too but that doesnt melt stuff

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[brokeassgoing]

did i ask for robot porn in a past life or something? this aint what i want first thing or at all ever




did you try gum?

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[redshitlord]

whos doing porn/????
im not doing porn


gum ?????

[infailtration]

have you tried the heimlich?
there must be a heimlich for robots.

[redshitlord]

the who ?

[pidge_out]

you're a cybertronian, right? can't you just superheat your body to make the wax melt?




or would the heat kill you?

[redshitlord]

die
insta death

big shiny death

[mttbrandlegs]

my i learn something new about cybertronians every day.

is that supposed to be kinky?

[he's teasing obviously, or do you really think he's a selective listener?

Well.

Yeah, sort of, but he's actually teasing.]

[redshitlord]

what

smashing wax in ur face????

no way dude

[nishizono]

the fuck is this shit??? you ok?

[redshitlord]

on like both questions my dude

[warandpeace]

Seems like a lot of protest about your boat friend. [Says the guy that insisted his partner was not 'that kind of partner' not all that long ago.]

Can you heat up your intake pipes?

[Why does this sound so dirty? He's never going to be able to ride in a jeep or a jet again without some assurances.]

[redshitlord]

huh???? protest???

uh no if i could do that and it worked we woudln't be having this talk :|

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[knaval]

if u dont go to sleep im gooing to find a way to smother you
with magnus
his BUTT

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[redshitlord]

no u wont u love me




also hey some guy wants to ''film us'' transforming ???
they said its porn but like
dude im pretty sure transforming isnt
that

[polyphobic]

( So much ??? at so much of this )

How much wax is there?

[redshitlord]

idk ??
i wasnt paying attention to that part when he did it