text;

[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00
do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

Comments

[pidge_out]

that's just called surgery

[redshitlord]

UM
NO???
WE DONT HAVE RATCHET HERE ANYMORE

[pidge_out]

[There's a pause before the next reply.]

are you big enough for a human or something to crawl in and get rid of it?

[redshitlord]

um
no

not even a little

[pidge_out]

ok fine

i guess just try drinking boiling water or gargling solvent, that's about the best i can do for you

[redshitlord]

yeah ok thanks

[pidge_out]

[She's literally just shrugging to herself at this point.]

good luck

[redshitlord]

go team
i guess