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[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00
do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

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[ventifact]

alright the 1's convinced me
i am sure you can get the wax out yourself

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[redshitlord]

dude i have TRIED
fo like a month

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[ventifact]

you've had this problem for a month
and you're just now asking for help?

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[redshitlord]

did i say a month???

i meant
a day

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[ventifact]

yes i totally believe you now

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[redshitlord]

good cool glad were on the same page

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[ventifact]

right so back to reality
need me to come fix it?

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[redshitlord]

um
maybe

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[ventifact]

where are you?

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[redshitlord]

this big warehouse thing in the first city place thing

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[ventifact]

why don't you just send me your coordinates

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[redshitlord]

oh right

here

[BEEP! SENT!]

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[ventifact]

i'm on my way
try not to make it worse

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[redshitlord]

im literally just sitting here

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[ventifact]

good keep doing that

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[redshitlord]

wow ok
thanks for that

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[ventifact]

i'm just trying to help

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[redshitlord]

yeah i kno i kno
im tired

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[ventifact]

i didn't know you could get tired

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[redshitlord]

well yeah????
were alive and stuff?????

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[ventifact]

i was kidding
you're just always so
energetic

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[redshitlord]

yeah well
thats what happens when you dont sleep i guess ???