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[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00
do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

Comments

[redshitlord]

ZEEEEEEEEEEEERO clue on that one pal

i didnt name them

[lavelly]

Who did then ? I'd like to write him a strongly worded letter.

[redshitlord]

[lavelly]

Is that a drawing of a spirit

[redshitlord]

its a ghost of mystery

[lavelly]

What would a ghost be of anything else

[...]

[redshitlord]

what

[lavelly]

[Yeah that didn't make any sense to him either.]

Are there any ghosts that aren't mysterious

[redshitlord]

yeah the ones that are like

I WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE OOOOOO

or something
movie ghosts are kinda self explaning

1/2

[lavelly]

Movie

[lavelly]

?

[redshitlord]

oh scrap do u not kno movies ????

[lavelly]

I have to say I don't

[redshitlord]

ok u kno TV?

[lavelly]

No

[He's starting to feel inadequate...]

[redshitlord]

dude

what do you DO for fun ????

[lavelly]

Play cards drink contemplate the futility of existence

[redshitlord]

thats




wow dude we need to get u some MOVIES

[lavelly]

I still don't know what they are

[redshitlord]

theyre stories and moving pictures and action and stuff

[lavelly]

Like theater

[redshitlord]

uh

whats that ?

[lavelly]

People pretend to be fictional characters and act out stories for entertainment

[redshitlord]

oh yeah thats movies then

except theyre COOL

[lavelly]

What is the difference

[He does not understand this teenage metric.]