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[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00
do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

Comments

[redshitlord]

like body temp man
im pretty too but that doesnt melt stuff

[hawkethat]

Seriously? That doesn't sound like any kind of wax I'm familiar with.

And if that's the case then I'm out of ideas, buddy. Sorry.

[redshitlord]

greaaaat :|

its like polish
body polish

it got all smushed into my face and here we are

[hawkethat]

[Wait, he lied, he has another idea]

Can it be frozen?

[redshitlord]

um


i dont

know

[hawkethat]

Want to try?

[redshitlord]

no





yes
actually yes i do

[hawkethat]

Excellent. Shall I come around to see you after the sun comes up, or do you want to come by here?

["Here" being the farm Hawke shares with Fenris. LBR at this point Sideswipe's definitely been to visit at least once by now.]

[redshitlord]

i wanna see your potato babies

so yeah ill come see you and your angry dude

[hawkethat]

He's not "my" angry dude, he's his own angry dude.

But good - We'll be here with the potato babies. See you in the morning!

[redshitlord]

he lives with u hes ur angry dude

cool cant wait to see potato babies