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[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00
do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

Comments

[redshitlord]

u want me to stick a bunch of oil in my mouth and swallow it and then like

pull it out ...???

[warandpeace]

The equivalent of a long Q-tip or gargling was what I was thinking.

Do Cybertronians have gag reflexes?

[This is what his life has become. He's asking the giant Metal Gear if it has a gag reflex. Every answer is either changing his world view or slowly convincing him that he can accept anything now unfazed.]

[redshitlord]

hahahaha

dude that sounds so dirty rn

[warandpeace]

[He's guessing at this point the conversation is without salvage anyway.] It might make it easier to clean out whatever paths there are there if you don't.

[There are so many other questions he wants to ask or very adamently doesn't want to ask.]

[redshitlord]

literally never tried ever dude

i mean

not even on a dare but i guess i could try now???