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[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00
do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

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[ventifact]

do you need constant supervision???

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[redshitlord]

NO!!11

[Yes.]

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[ventifact]

alright the 1's convinced me
i am sure you can get the wax out yourself

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[redshitlord]

dude i have TRIED
fo like a month

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[notyetsore]

are you ok?

[Child why are you awake at this hour (probably because he was busy staring at nothing and thinking about life, knowing him)]

[lavelly]

What are tangle snakes ?

TXT!

[hawkethat]

Wax melts, doesn't it? Have you tried that?

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[redshitlord]

im fine dude!!!11

aces

wild

or something idk its dark and late and im bored and theres wax in my intakes so i cant recharge boo 8(

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[brokeassgoing]

did i ask for robot porn in a past life or something? this aint what i want first thing or at all ever




did you try gum?

[redshitlord]

weird lookin alien fuzzballs

i dont think theyre snakes ???

they dont go HISS

[redshitlord]

UHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

if it MELTED itd be like TOTALLY GONE
im hot !!!

[redshitlord]

like body temp man
im pretty too but that doesnt melt stuff

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[redshitlord]

whos doing porn/????
im not doing porn


gum ?????

[hawkethat]

Seriously? That doesn't sound like any kind of wax I'm familiar with.

And if that's the case then I'm out of ideas, buddy. Sorry.

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[brokeassgoing]

wax
in your face--...pipe whatever
sounds like roboporn

yeah like chewing gum
or shit no i mean peanut butter THAT gets gum out

[lavelly]

[uh]

Then why are they called snakes?

[redshitlord]

greaaaat :|

its like polish
body polish

it got all smushed into my face and here we are

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[redshitlord]

dude it was just buffing
like
polish and scrap


wow super helpful

[redshitlord]

ZEEEEEEEEEEEERO clue on that one pal

i didnt name them

[hawkethat]

[Wait, he lied, he has another idea]

Can it be frozen?

[lavelly]

Who did then ? I'd like to write him a strongly worded letter.

[redshitlord]

um


i dont

know

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[notyetsore]

what are intakes? why do you need them to sleep



recharge means sleep right

[redshitlord]

[hawkethat]

Want to try?