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[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

TIMESTAMP 1:00 do u think tanglesnakes have feelings TIMESTAMP 1:02 i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might??? TIMESTAMP 1:34 does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there no its not a romantic thing my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face it kinda sucked h e l p TIMESTAMP 1:35 i mean the WAX sucked he didnt suck doesn't suck TIMESTAMP 1:40 anyone awake hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

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what if you don't even need to get THAT hot?

what ???

maybe just get hot enough to make the wax melt, and stay that way for as long as it takes for it to find an exit point

im ALWAYS hot enough get it ?

[Oh for the love of-]

do the superheating

you won't be missed

dude thats cruel

whatever

but anyway, the way i see it, you've got three choices:

melt the wax
gargle some kind of solvent
live with it

that could kill me :(

it's starting to sound like just about anything could kill you at this point

ok dude but liek its sensitive stuff and our medic is 11000% GONE so i really gotta be careful cause i cant leave rptide all alone

well maybe you can get someone else to just reach in there and scrape it all out

yeah thats like scraping stuff out of your throat dude

at least you'd be getting it out

and scratching me up inside

that's just called surgery

UM NO??? WE DONT HAVE RATCHET HERE ANYMORE

[There's a pause before the next reply.]

are you big enough for a human or something to crawl in and get rid of it?

um no not even a little

ok fine

i guess just try drinking boiling water or gargling solvent, that's about the best i can do for you

yeah ok thanks

[She's literally just shrugging to herself at this point.]

good luck

go team i guess

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