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Sideswipe {RiD} ([personal profile] redshitlord) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-03-18 09:56 pm

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[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

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do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


TIMESTAMP 1:02
i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


TIMESTAMP 1:34
does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


TIMESTAMP 1:35
i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


TIMESTAMP 1:40
anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-21 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
your boyfriend

is a boat?




can i see that? i wanna see it. dude fucks a boat that's fucking amazing.
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-21 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
sounds kinky, sure whatever

so can i watch? i'll tape it for posterity if you're into that too.
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-21 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
eh?

oh you're like mecha?



i've seen gundam porn, i don't give a shit. i still wanna see.
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-22 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
mecha's basically robots or anything like them

you're a mecha

where can i find him?
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-22 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i'm not seeing the difference yet, maybe seeing things happen will help.

why's he threatening you with an std?
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-23 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
and you're all about the huge pipes i guess huh
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-23 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
pipes, man. long hard steely dans.
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-03-23 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
you really can't have not known of the concept of sex toys
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-04-04 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
clang clang toys? lubricated shit?
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[personal profile] nishizono 2017-04-04 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
man forget it, you're bad at this