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[redshitlord]

[At some point in the early morning hours, a mysterious post floods through the TAB network. Updated quickly. Stream of consciousness style. Hope you like shitposts, Savrou.]

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do u think tanglesnakes have feelings


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i mean like thery little fuzzy weird oes right ??? they might???


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does anybody know how 2 get wax out of intake pipes its still in there
no its not a romantic thing
my bf (boat friend) shoved it in my face
it kinda sucked
h e l p


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i mean the WAX sucked
he didnt suck
doesn't suck


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anyone awake
hellllooooooooooooooooooooooo?????? hi :)

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[brokeassgoing]

eehh not necessarily

well get one

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[redshitlord]

what


um how ???
too small for my hands!!!

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[brokeassgoing]

get a torch then just SOMETHING with fire or heat
get a stove

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[redshitlord]

im not putting fire in my intakes dude

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[brokeassgoing]

not IN just like over
under?? whatever

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[redshitlord]

ok like
can u just

picture doing that to UR intakes????

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[brokeassgoing]

is that an asshole
because
maybe not MINE but

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[redshitlord]

its where fuel goes into
like
after ur mouth

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[brokeassgoing]

oh its your throat??
so just hold it NEXT to it

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[redshitlord]

.... Yeah that's not gonna work man.

Armor.

And stuff.

[As he is showing you from this helpful video feed.]

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[brokeassgoing]

....You ever heard of a sauna? That's heat, same thing. But you don't gotta put a flame up your throathole.

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[redshitlord]

Nnnnnope.

Is that a human thing? Cause if it's a human thing, I'm not gonna fit.

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[brokeassgoing]

Its a human thing, far as I know, but the concept is still the same-- you put yourself in a room full of steam, a lot of heat or whatever, and it should do the trick.

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[redshitlord]

I guess I can try? I mean.

It's that or stay awake forever cause I can't recharge.

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[brokeassgoing]

So you recharge in your throat? Huh. Weird. Thought it'd be like, in your back like a battery powered toy-- no offense I guess.

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[redshitlord]

No it's like what humans do at night.

But I can't cause I keep coughing.

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[brokeassgoing]

Just do what I toldja, steam it out.

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[redshitlord]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine... okay.

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[brokeassgoing]

Good luck, dude.

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[redshitlord]

Yeah... thanks pal.