o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[morethan084]

Yikes.

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

ok
but brown nipples kind of creep me out
can u kepe ur top on pls

[correct response, daisy!]

[morethan084]

Wow. Way to bring up a really big insecurity of mine.

[pillz]

sory

[there's no tone of voice, but he probably isn't very sorry.]

i can just not look

[brokeassgoing]

which spice are you
mccormick white ass mayo spice
or baby dick spice

points for not saying pussy eaters unwelcome

[pillz]

there is no hate in my heart
& if i say yes will u go 4 a taste test :))

[brokeassgoing]

baby dick spice it is

im not eating your pussy man im not trynna get a explosive diarrhea

[pillz]

r u immune compromised :(
my pussy never given anybody teh squires b4
ure scaring me :(

[deconstruct]

[ ignoring absolutely everything on this related to booty calls. instead: murder. ]

get on one of the rocks and wait for olivier. or just run faster. the elephant things and panther whatevers get closer. they'd probably be easier to hit.

[pillz]

do u think they taste good
the elephants & pantherz
deer already pushin it 4 me

[conveniently ignore that they're all aliens anyhow. kavinsky isn't here for your logic.]

[deconstruct]

elephant’s probably better, theyre all fat and shit
got one of the panthers earlier. too stringy and tough.

[pillz]

u already tried 2 eat a alien? or ure guessing

text - gonna be that guy sorry

[knaval]

okay i have some questions
6 in what?
you prefer top deck? i turn into a boat do you wanna hang out

[pillz]

[this is completely off base.

and yet

also interesting!]

im talking about my cock
& trying to get someone 2 fuck me
but
boats r cool
so that's a mayb
have u found sum water 2 b a boat on

[knaval]

oh
that's gross
well no thanks ive seen enough human cocks
i accidentally downloaded a bunch of your porn directly into my brain on the collectives and that was enough for a lifetime
i haven't :(
not on this planet anyway
all my friends turn into cars and jets and stuff
so i'm kind of the odd one out

[pillz]

hahaha holy fuck u r 4 real a goddamn robot
sweeeeet
no sarcasm man that fuckin rocks!
why dont u do like ur friends & turn into some other shit
suv
tank
8 wheeler
i will ride in u. cock & all. but cock will stay in my pantz where nothin porny will ahppen
walkin is starting 2 get a lil old
right?

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

charming

[pillz]

u wanna go :)
we can watch a movie while u do
i got a setup

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

what
like hell you do.

[mttbrandlegs]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO PASS AS FLIRTING?

[Yikes, buddy. Yikes.]

[pillz]

n that would b
> ill buy the movie tix if ull blow me in teh theater
like
romantic & shit.
this is just fucking in space

[mttbrandlegs]

I THINK YOU ARE MISTAKEN AS TO WHAT IS ROMANTIC.

NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND THAT WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE GOING FOR HOWEVER, I HAVE QUESTIONS.

SEVERAL QUESTIONS.

[Again...yikes.]

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[crowkiller]

[Oh Maker look, a bigger train wreck than him. He's going to try and ignore all of that other talk bc y i k e s.]

You named an alien Olivier???

[pillz]

[kavinsky's life is feeling increasingly difficult!! so judged!

(jk it's fine his ego is way too huge to acknowledge such insults as those being hurled in his direction on the internet.)]

its
> motherfucking olivier
but y
what dud you name urs

[crowkiller]

Ah yes, my apologizes, I must have forgotten that part.

I didn't name it anything. If I'm hunting it, I don't see the point.