o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[brokeassgoing]

well yeah its weird its like theyve got minds of their own
and so what
theyre p damn great

[pillz]

idk
idgit
i mean i dunno ive touched some i know they dont bite
do u like the really big ones or the smaller ones or nin between

[brokeassgoing]

that only happens in Teeth and that was her pussy
i dunno big ones are nice to lay on but little ones are great to put your mouth on
why are we talkin about thiss

[pillz]

research
sprit of academia
u know

[brokeassgoing]

TITDEMIA!?!?!

[pillz]

come n man
whats the real reason we arent already fuckin ;(

[brokeassgoing]

your herpes
also you aint my type

[pillz]

si it the lack of breasts
or u like 2 be theo nly dipshit in the bed with that shit a sense of humor

[brokeassgoing]

my sense of humor is IMPECCABLE thank you
and arent you like 12
i dont fuck 12 year olds

[pillz]

18
eighteeeeeeeenuh
:(
;(

[brokeassgoing]

ok fine youre 18 big deal
dont you wink and frown at me

tw horrible joke about underage!

[pillz]

i can prtend 2 be twelve if thats ur thing
hard 4 me to tell where ure goin with this

[brokeassgoing]

that aint my thing hence me makin sure you aint
not in your pants thats for sure

[pillz]

r u trying 2 make me cry
lke
an 10-year-old?
u like em 10?

[brokeassgoing]

yes i am trying to make you cry
no i dont like em 10 i like em legal thanks

[pillz]

& polite
& wit breasts
basically

[brokeassgoing]

not necessarily but whys that matter???

cw sexual vulgarity which i probably warned for already but u know

[pillz]

cuz im tryin to get my ass plugged by ur dick & i dont have breasts obivously ;(

[brokeassgoing]

you should maybe stop trynna fuck the first person who replies to you
or anybody at all
maybe look for a dictionary on this shit planet and look up 'standards'

[pillz]

i know this is going 2 ruin ur faith in mankind but i got a date =D
look my smiley emoticon looks lek a cock ;(
standards r a waste of time. ts just fuckin. & i look ok

[brokeassgoing]

who was dumb enough to take you up on that
and no this looks more like a cock ====8
well if fucking someone with a paper bag over their head is your thing im not gonna get in the way

[pillz]

gentleman dont kiss & tell ;(

[and it's terribly visible elsewhere in this post, incidentally.]

will report back on state of teh ugly

[brokeassgoing]

YOURE NOT A GENTLEMAN YOURE A FUCKING BRAT

how about you dont
just wear a fucking condom

[pillz]

do u have one i can borrow

[brokeassgoing]

no take backsies