o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

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[morethan084]

Yikes.

[brokeassgoing]

which spice are you
mccormick white ass mayo spice
or baby dick spice

points for not saying pussy eaters unwelcome

[deconstruct]

[ ignoring absolutely everything on this related to booty calls. instead: murder. ]

get on one of the rocks and wait for olivier. or just run faster. the elephant things and panther whatevers get closer. they'd probably be easier to hit.

text - gonna be that guy sorry

[knaval]

okay i have some questions
6 in what?
you prefer top deck? i turn into a boat do you wanna hang out

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

charming

[mttbrandlegs]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO PASS AS FLIRTING?

[Yikes, buddy. Yikes.]

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[crowkiller]

[Oh Maker look, a bigger train wreck than him. He's going to try and ignore all of that other talk bc y i k e s.]

You named an alien Olivier???