o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[knaval]

once someone spread one that hydrobots eat energon and shit water
it was dumb

[pillz]

doesnt sound 2 bad. i mean everyone likes water
& i still dunon what the fuck energon is
eating babies is bjectively worse, man
im a asshole & even i know that

[knaval]

its our food
like pink glowy stuff
it would burn your skin off so don't try it
and when i say that dont be like WELL I HJAVE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE POWERS
i dont care if you do
if you do that you'll contaminate it then we wont be able to eat it
dont be a douch
anyway its just an annoying stereotype thing

[pillz]

there r no fucking seretoypes about robots that piss water
not where i come from anyway.
mayb i can find/make u some more energon
i hajve special snowflake powers bitch
take a pic & send it 2 me all i can see in my head right now iz lgow-in-the-dark vagina sex toy

[knaval]

NO DONT FUCK WITH IT
ITS NOT WORTH IT
ALSO IF YOU DIE SCREAMING BECAUSE IT MELTED OFF UR FACE ILL HAVE TO REPORT IT AND THATS SO MUCH PAPERWORK

[pillz]

j esus fukkin christ capslock man
can u take a pic
so i know what not 2 toucha

[this relationship is already terrible.]

will it melt me fi i touch it only
or even if it s hanging out a coupla ft away

[knaval]

[ritpide sends a picture of him flipping off the camera with some writing next to him saying "NO"]

[pillz]

but then how willi know
what not 2 touch

[knaval]

its pink and it glows
i swaer 2 human god
im gonna get my holoform and slap the mouth off your face

[pillz]

whats a holoform
& theres a lot of pink glowy shit in the world
some of which is sex things.
> holoform sounds like a sex thing
js

[knaval]

yes its a weird sex thing
i have so much of the sex with my holoform
it has a good few breasts and a couple of vagyanas

crumbles to dust and blows away

[pillz]

never chg

rest in pieces

[knaval]

see, this is where i wont change
because you think i'm joking

[pillz]

if u send me pics of ur holo vaginas i iwll believe u truly
or other
pnink glowy things

[knaval]

where are you i'm gonna come slap the mouth off your face RIGHT NOW

[pillz]

why slap when u can let teh eelctricgon melt it off tho
2 birds
1 stone

[knaval]

EMOTIONAL FUFILMENT

[pillz]

u have alot of feelings for a boat
has anyone ever told u that

[knaval]

almost daily

[pillz]

maybe u should try xanax
doesnt come in pink tho

[knaval]

i dont know what that is
i do have something that i've come to learn is very similar to human "weed" though

[pillz]

[this is the most amazing text kavinsky has ever received in the whole internet.]

really?
what s it called. this boat weed

[knaval]

you're gonna laugh

[pillz]

idk man ur batteries r pink & i didn laugh at that shit
whats the boat weed called

[knaval]

cyberweed