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[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[pillz]

[kavinsky's life is feeling increasingly difficult!! so judged!

(jk it's fine his ego is way too huge to acknowledge such insults as those being hurled in his direction on the internet.)]

its
> motherfucking olivier
but y
what dud you name urs

[crowkiller]

Ah yes, my apologizes, I must have forgotten that part.

I didn't name it anything. If I'm hunting it, I don't see the point.

[pillz]

i wuznt hunting it til it put its fucking head thru m fucking tent wall
its next level hunting
its to hunting what a long-term relatisonship is to a one-night stand
u get me
mayb one day u will understand
what would u hyptohetically name urs

[crowkiller]

I definitely understand a one-night stand.

I suppose if I had to pick name, maybe Ignacio.

[pillz]

yhats a really fuckin douchey name. approved
if u kill ur ignacio some time take a selfie will u
& share some sausage ;(