o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[brokeassgoing]

you know youve gotta better chance of fuckin one of those space deer out there than anyone from the ship right you gotta know that

[pillz]

do u think i should try
ure prob right tho seem 2 be a lot of straigh tedge murder puritanz around here

[brokeassgoing]

if you want a deer std sure be my guest
no straight edge or not theyre not that dumb

cw joke about bestiality (unsure)

[pillz]

r u saying it dumb to not fuck me
why
im so fucking flattered. ure right. im good ;(
i will let u know how deer stds work out

[brokeassgoing]

no im saying itd be dumb TO fuck you
no youre not im gettin the impression youre not
try not to do what the puritans did to the mayans ok

[pillz]

always trying 2 hurt my feefees
what did the puritans do 2 the mayans ;(

[brokeassgoing]

its just the way i roll man
someones gotta drop you down a couple pegs
they fucked em and killed em with syphilis

[pillz]

i like my current amt of pegs :(
& my current amt of syphilis :(
i wont give it away

[brokeassgoing]

thank fuck
yeah i think thats a good idea its the best for everyone for you not to share

cw sexual vulgarity/harassment basically

[pillz]

everyone but me
how about a lil kiss 4 my reward
u can do it on my pants
theres a prize 4 u inside but u dont have 2 open it

[brokeassgoing]

your opinions about as important as the opinion of a kidney stone
no thanks i dont wanna get crabs in my eyebrows

[pillz]

but it would b adorable
get urself a girlfriend who likes ur lil pals

[brokeassgoing]

im talkin about YOUR crabs you bozo
im not talkin sebastian under the sea bullshit

[pillz]

gift that keeps sharin they would be urs too
i wouldnt name em sebastian tho sounds a lil gay if gf is what ure after

[brokeassgoing]

FUCK NO THEY WONT im not going anywhwre NEAR your crabs
thats not even remotely what im after

[pillz]

what r u after???????/
dont say boobs
isnt it weird when they flop arond like jell-o

[brokeassgoing]

well yeah its weird its like theyve got minds of their own
and so what
theyre p damn great

[pillz]

idk
idgit
i mean i dunno ive touched some i know they dont bite
do u like the really big ones or the smaller ones or nin between

[brokeassgoing]

that only happens in Teeth and that was her pussy
i dunno big ones are nice to lay on but little ones are great to put your mouth on
why are we talkin about thiss

[pillz]

research
sprit of academia
u know

[brokeassgoing]

TITDEMIA!?!?!

[pillz]

come n man
whats the real reason we arent already fuckin ;(

[brokeassgoing]

your herpes
also you aint my type

[pillz]

si it the lack of breasts
or u like 2 be theo nly dipshit in the bed with that shit a sense of humor

[brokeassgoing]

my sense of humor is IMPECCABLE thank you
and arent you like 12
i dont fuck 12 year olds