o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[knaval]

i dont know what that is
i do have something that i've come to learn is very similar to human "weed" though

[pillz]

[this is the most amazing text kavinsky has ever received in the whole internet.]

really?
what s it called. this boat weed

[knaval]

you're gonna laugh

[pillz]

idk man ur batteries r pink & i didn laugh at that shit
whats the boat weed called

[knaval]

cyberweed

[pillz]

oh my fuckin gad
did u name it
tell me u named it i would bet money u named it

[knaval]

I DID NOT NAME IT GET OFF MY BACK GOD

[pillz]

idk then why r u so embarrassed let somebody else b embarrassed
r u lying
can roboats lie

[knaval]

yes i can i am lying right now





wait

im crying

[pillz]

cyberweed is a ok name
if it actualy works like weed 4 u robofucks

GOOD

[knaval]

robofucks

[pillz]

non robot people r fucks
u r robot people
therefore
robofucks

[knaval]

wait wait wait
i thought "fuck" was like what you people do to make more humans
OMG THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
TO CALL EACH OTHER FUCKS

[pillz]

truth is
fucks can have many purposes
its the beauty of fucks

[knaval]

i'm so proud i'm a robofuck

[pillz]

im proud that ure a robofuck too
robofuck out, robofuck