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[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

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[pillz]

limited time offer

[it's still early december, so he doesn't actually know how painfully limited that time is to be. :( depowering, here he comes.]

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

limited time offer to come suck your cock?
arent you arrogant one.

[pillz]

hey i got humility
suck my cok but also watch tv
=D
its like a happy faceb ut also a penis, check it

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

obviously you do

and again im gonna call your bullshit right there. were in middle of nowhere and you say you got tv working?? even without electricity?
oh look i know one too

t(ouot)
<3<3

[pillz]

hwats a tout
is that french?
im not fckin wit u, sweetheart.
want i should take a video 4 u

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

fuck iff its giving you the finger
even i get it
oh sure by all means do

video;

[pillz]

[the video is a short one, but unbelievable nonetheless. it's dark-- but most of the camps are dark at this point of the evening. the setting is unmistakably a tent, the shadowy walls suggesting the same utilitarian tarpy fabricky make-do stuff most moirans have been making do with. however, the build of the structure seems a little less make-do, a little more manufactured.

what's weirder, though, is the bed, a heavy mattress and rumpled sheets visible right there. somebody's feet are propped up straight ahead-- kavinsky's feet, if j will believe it. and beyond his toes, there's a television somehow pinned up on the wall. flatscreen. there's currently a video of two men wrestling. fully clothed, thankfully. kavinsky doesn't turn the device around to show his face. the next moment, the vid ends.]

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[That looks.. wow, yeah. It's amazing, almost unreal. However, it's not the tv anymore that has caught J's attention but the bed. The mattress looks really comfortable and warm and it's enough to make J actually consider the offer.

She's not exactly fan of this guy. He's been nothing but rude ever since meeting him in the bar. But definitely not something she can't handle. Plus it's not like she hasn't gone down on her knees for less. For a second she thinks of Peter, the boy who's now injured and in cryo thanks to her.]

how many blankets you got??
also which movies? that one looks dumb

[pillz]

jus 2 rihgt now
my boy runs hot. it sfucking annoying. like trying 2 sleep in a goddamn sauna. not the porn kind. a shitty sauna. the bonafide finnish cultural bullshit

[kavinsky sends another picture. a skewed handful of dvd covers. none of them are quite right to the original releases in his original world. vin diesel looks a little whiter than usual, and alice in alice in wonderland switched her blue frock out for red. there are also some saw movies, but those covers are bug-eyed and greenish anyway.]

u want one 2 week

[it's not like it wasn't creepy already.]

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

never been in one so dont know about them

[J looks at the covers. None of them look any familiar to her, the only one that somewhat is recognizable to her is Alice in Wonderland. Oh well, it doesn't matter much.]

you got any comedies?
if not its fine.
all i want is to sleep in warm and soft bed. think that can be arranged?

[pillz]

u can stay a few hrs tonight. 6? lynch doesnt get in til late mst times

[it's an offer that might expand as time and fabulous drama wear on. but that's in a few weeks' time yet.

the next image attachment features our heroes from superbad, except the jonah hill is heavier and michael cera slightly wider at the shoulders.]

it a good one i promise.
&u can keep a blanket

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

now this is sounding more like a deal.
where can i find you to discuss more details you know.

i d really hate walking into wrong tent.

[pillz]

ill pitch it out on the edge.
mark the front flap w a teddy bear. second gift 4 u
how big do u like ur teddy bears ;(

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

really? you're spoiling me rotten if you keep this up
regular sized? you know, those that you can win in shooting range at amusement parks.

ill see you in a bit.

<3

[pillz]

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