o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

Comments

[pillz]

r u trying 2 make me cry
lke
an 10-year-old?
u like em 10?

[brokeassgoing]

yes i am trying to make you cry
no i dont like em 10 i like em legal thanks

[pillz]

& polite
& wit breasts
basically

[brokeassgoing]

not necessarily but whys that matter???

cw sexual vulgarity which i probably warned for already but u know

[pillz]

cuz im tryin to get my ass plugged by ur dick & i dont have breasts obivously ;(

[brokeassgoing]

you should maybe stop trynna fuck the first person who replies to you
or anybody at all
maybe look for a dictionary on this shit planet and look up 'standards'

[pillz]

i know this is going 2 ruin ur faith in mankind but i got a date =D
look my smiley emoticon looks lek a cock ;(
standards r a waste of time. ts just fuckin. & i look ok

[brokeassgoing]

who was dumb enough to take you up on that
and no this looks more like a cock ====8
well if fucking someone with a paper bag over their head is your thing im not gonna get in the way

[pillz]

gentleman dont kiss & tell ;(

[and it's terribly visible elsewhere in this post, incidentally.]

will report back on state of teh ugly

[brokeassgoing]

YOURE NOT A GENTLEMAN YOURE A FUCKING BRAT

how about you dont
just wear a fucking condom

[pillz]

do u have one i can borrow

[brokeassgoing]

no take backsies

[pillz]

i can keep it 4 future use if u really want

[brokeassgoing]

no thanks
just tact it to the wall in accordance with your sloppy triumphs

[pillz]

r u really going 2 give me one

[brokeassgoing]

im gonna wrap you in one and throw you out

[pillz]

like ym whole body or my penis 4 me :D

[brokeassgoing]

the entirety of you in the condom and in the trash

[pillz]

:(
;(
;( ;(
ok i gotta go get my unsuited dick dirty now
talk to u later carrot top

[brokeassgoing]

make sure to clean under the hood before it falls off