o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

[pillz]

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back

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[pillz]

do u think they taste good
the elephants & pantherz
deer already pushin it 4 me

[conveniently ignore that they're all aliens anyhow. kavinsky isn't here for your logic.]

[deconstruct]

elephant’s probably better, theyre all fat and shit
got one of the panthers earlier. too stringy and tough.

[pillz]

u already tried 2 eat a alien? or ure guessing

[deconstruct]

an alien cat that was fucking stalking around anyway
what, were you expecting us to all go donner party here?

[ and yet, he has a pacdisc stuff full of fat fish in tanks, and he will definitely let pretty much everyone on this crew starve before resorting to frying them ]

cw fat-shaming

[pillz]

idk i havent seen a lot of fat ppl so mayb not
everyones hot
but nobody wants a body to push on :(
ok
motherfucking olivier is goin down but i might try 2 collect a elephant
idk how im gonna get 2 the sausage links through the skin
mayb need a bigger gun

[deconstruct]

guess you missed creepy orgy compulsion island
sorry
idk, grenade it? but then your sausage links might go everywhere
whys the deer motherfucking olivier?

[pillz]

r u fcking serious?
re orgy compulsion
he looks like olivier
i dont want 2 eat grenade pieces dont be a asshole :(

[deconstruct]

yeah
these fucked up mantis alien people gave us drugged food and water
the planet was in some weird time slip vortex crap
so a bunch of people spent a year just getting it on thinking itd only been a week
others just partied a lot
whos olivier?
harpoon? :(

[ not even trying for helpful now, apparently ]

[pillz]

when olivier is motherfucking olivier ehs a deer
when olivire is just olivier hes a flight attendnat who wouldnt fuck me when i was 15
even though he wanted to
:(
harpoon thats a good idwea
kind of wish i wuz there for the party
i mean nobody got fucked by tentacles or anything right

[deconstruct]

airborne olivier probably just didn't wanna go to jail
good luck finding a harpoon here
guess you could make one out of scrap maybe
not that i know of re: tentacles
i didn't go in the orgy room tho

[pillz]

thank u i need all the luck in the world

[incorrect. but kavinsky can laugh about that in his private time.

maybe andyr, too, if the notion of a baby psychopath who can generate harpoons at his leisure is a laughing matter.]

wy didnt u go in the orgy room???

[deconstruct]

ur welcome

[ haaaahahaha it depends on what kind of psycho, so maybe he'd laugh about it, we'll see.

probably not. yolo. ]

wanted to catch fish

[ actual nonvirgin adult andyr prince ]

[pillz]

did u catch a fish

[it's not kavinsky's thing, but you know. sounds very masculine.]

[deconstruct]

caught a lot of fish. and a couple mirco whales. they're awesome.

[ fish are exciting ok. not actually that masculine, as he was legit chasing after them with nets like a five year old, but whatever. exciting. ]

[pillz]

what the fck is a micro whale??
does it have anythign in common w a micropenis

[as a five-year-old, kavinsky was probably pulling the wings off flies.

or just learning about medical disorders he found utterly hilarious.]

[deconstruct]

i guess in the sense it's tinier than it should be
think of a humpback whale but scaled down to just be like a foot long

cw vague joke about animal abuse, unsafe sexual practices, and... well

[pillz]

theres a reichard gere joke in here somewhere
u couldve started ur onw orgy
how did u cook them

[deconstruct]

who?
no thanks
you don't

[pillz]

it doesnt obther u when it moves around in ur mouth??
man thats fuckin cold

[deconstruct]

u don't fucking eat them, dude
theyre for tanks, not food

cw reverse racism \@_@/

[pillz]

only the injuns get 2 eat whales now?????/
thats racist

[deconstruct]

when they're my whales fucking no one eats whales

[pillz]

when they r ur whales u should b eating teh whales man
whatever
im gonna kll a purpple elephant

[deconstruct]

fuck that, i like the whales better alive
cool, have fun