pillz: (hay)
joseph kavinsky ([personal profile] pillz) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-12-02 08:35 pm

o1 🔥 text (cw sexual vulgarity, drugs, hunting, etc.)

18 yo white m
6 in
location: marooned on a giant piece of shit rock wit the universe's angriest potato eater virgin & the latest lineup 4 his spice boys
hobbies: alcohol, blow, hoverboards, & trying 2 murder motherfucking olivier, the alien stag that keeps almos comin into rifle range then pissing off after i take my 1st shot
prefer the d
prefer 2 top
but im pretty fucking over bein on my feet i dunno about u
so if u got a vagina u can still suck my dick ;(
will share space venison when i put down motherfuckin olivier.

holler back
brokeassgoing: (please nooo)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-01-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
no thanks
just tact it to the wall in accordance with your sloppy triumphs
brokeassgoing: (thats cute)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-01-07 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
im gonna wrap you in one and throw you out
brokeassgoing: (business time)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-01-08 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
the entirety of you in the condom and in the trash
brokeassgoing: (cutiest pie)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-01-09 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
make sure to clean under the hood before it falls off