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nathan "a dick is not worth it" drake ([personal profile] sketchycharacter) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-07-10 03:49 pm

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[The following is actually a series of three separate posts to the network; all three are posted in fairly quick succession, likely before anyone can reply to the first two, though they are open to comments.]

how do you make it so not everyone can read one of these things

[like thirty seconds later]

oh

[a couple of minutes later LOCKED FROM CERTAIN PEOPLE NAMED ELENA FISHER]

so a bunch of people use this system to pour their hearts out and get other people to do the same which usually seems weird to me. i mean just because you say it over the mid doesn't mean you won't run into people later and make it really weird and awkward. i don't know maybe that's just me.

except what the hell i'm pretty drunk right now so why the fuck not!

RIDDLE ME THIS, CREWMATES. pretend for a minute that you're a complete asshole who somehow got the most amazing woman in the world to marry you, fucked it up real fast like dropped a grenade on it bad BECAUSE you're a complete asshole, got her to take you back and start over and then fucked it up again.

what do you do? asking for a friend.

also the first person to make a suggestion that actually works can have some of my alcohol stash. everyone else can fuck off i'm not sharing.


[action options - feel free to go from a network thread to one of these]

[OPTION 1: DRUNK. Nate is pretty toasted as he wanders around the ship, but not so much than he has trouble getting around with just an occasional stumble. Alcohol tends to loosen his lips, so he'll gladly (well, not he's not real glad about anything right now) talk to anyone who makes the poor life decision to talk to him first.

[OPTION 2: DRUNKER. Jeez, he's getting to be a real mess now. Nate makes a trip to where the Mess Hall used to be so he can pour one out in honor of the lost bar. What a hideous waste of alcohol. Afterward, he visits the observation deck to drunkenly look at the stars, and will stay there.

[OPTION 3: DRUNKEST. Oh god he's so unhappy. Look at this complete wreck of a man who's making the observation deck a pretty unpleasant place to be. He is completely wasted. (Existing CR only for this option please—basically, if they've had at least one conversation, you're good.)]
sonywalkman: ([hell nah] come and get your love)

[personal profile] sonywalkman 2016-07-10 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
wait hold up HOLD UP

you're MARRIED?


[Nate, shut up, that's kind of hard to believe. Because someone, named Peter Quill, has projection issues. And committment issues. And...really, this is his own fault, but somehow it's actually Nate's. You're welcome.]
arcreact: (yes again)

text; private

[personal profile] arcreact 2016-07-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good god, fam. ]

grenade metaphor might be a little insensitive here, just saying

where are you
can you tell
i don't know where on the drunk scale you are
otiosity: (i glances)

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[personal profile] otiosity 2016-07-10 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
well drinking until your liver cries and gives up is probably not a good strategy. unless she's into... that. not that i'm judging.
chipouttaluck: (uh...)

[personal profile] chipouttaluck 2016-07-10 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i dunno. try not fucking it up?
diamondhack: bullshit faster!!! (uh uhhhhh)

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[personal profile] diamondhack 2016-07-10 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my God Nate.

[Apparently she's okay with calling him Nate now that was fast.]
keelahselai: (now that is a real tali look)

[personal profile] keelahselai 2016-07-10 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
First, you never write things down when you're drunk.

Second, don't think about it until you're sober or you'll end up doing something stupid

MORE stupid
gentlemenpreferblondes: (I'll never fall again)

[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2016-07-10 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
oh is it time for moiras sad and drunken broken hearts already?

as for the question.

dont know? what do you want to do?
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[personal profile] saidsarcastically 2016-07-10 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I usually get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness. But that only works so many times. Also depends.

[From one married man who has fucked things up severely at some point to another.]
prorenataa: (what is your damage)

Action! - Option 3

[personal profile] prorenataa 2016-07-10 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dude. You're in his spot.

Okay, not really but Adrien did tend to spend a lot of time on the observation deck as a matter of course; just ask Tony. He wasn't actually here to deliberately poke at Nate, believe it or not. He'd seen the man's network message and had absolutely no idea how to respond.

Adrien and relationships were laughable at best, he was certainly no one to be giving advice on the damn things. He'd fight like hell to ensure that Nate got back to Elena, he'd fight like hell to ensure that Elena was safe and medically sound. But giving advice in the middle of a domestic?

No one wanted that shit; seriously.

The doctor was here to seek out some semblance of balance for his own issues, his head down as he paced along. Courser was padding along slightly in front of him and it was the bahari who spotted Nate first and with a curious flicker of his colorful ears, he trotted over to the man. ]


Cour ... [ Adrien began to call him back, becoming aware that the observation deck was occupied before realizing it was Nate.

Seeing the man in person it was ... not a pretty sight at all. ]


Nate?
hatesimprovising: (pic#10309285)

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[personal profile] hatesimprovising 2016-07-11 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing, probably.

Sounds to me like you'd just fuck it up a third time.


[ Best advice. You're welcome. ]
ersatzeverything: (headtilt)

[personal profile] ersatzeverything 2016-07-11 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Join a hopeless cause and devote your life to it, never allowing yourself intimacy again because it would feel like yet another betrayal?]

Okay, pal, here's what you do. First off, you're going to have to apologize. Like, serious grovelling if that's what it takes. And listen to her, that's super important. She's probably going to want to talk about everything you did wrong and every reason why you're a shit. Let her. And agree with her. Do some kind of thoughtful gesture for her so she remembers that you're not always a shit. Flowers, chocolates, silencer for her favorite pistol, whatever she'll appreciate.

After you've done all that, if she takes you back again DON'T FUCK UP AGAIN. That part's super important. Think of apologies as like genie wishes. You only get so many, after you use your allotment they won't fucking work any more because the genie now thinks that you're just a manipulative asshole who never learns.
Edited (typo) 2016-07-11 04:09 (UTC)
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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-07-11 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
um.

say sorry ??? maybe??
squadgoals: (I was dead for 2 years how do I use this)

VOICE [PRIVATE]

[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-07-11 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Turn off your MID, take the night off to sober up, long shower in the morning, then show up in person to apologize in earnest.

Be sincere. Don't use the word "but" after any apology. If she gets upset, let her vent — don't muddle the apology by trying to explain the logic path of why you were an asshole. Don't make any promises if you don't think they'll stick.
soldiergenes: (and i have no idea)

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[personal profile] soldiergenes 2016-07-11 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As someone who has screwed up the one real relationship he'd ever made a try at, Snake is not the person to be giving advice about this.

On the other hand, he can't sleep because he keeps feeling like he's going to roll over onto his glass arm and break it under him, so this is as good a distraction as any. ]


Well, how did you fuck it up? Both times.
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video- because why the hell would Dorian use anything else

[personal profile] liberaltus 2016-07-11 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You are very subtle my dear Nate.

[No, he's not going to be very helpful here, because Dorian has come to accept the fact that it's the people you love who disappoint you the most.

Really, he doesn't know how to be helpful.]


I've no words of wisdom for you, but I'll gladly help you drink.

[He might even tell you a story Nate, one that might help, and because you're drunk it's the best time to tell you a story.]
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[personal profile] tearsinajar 2016-07-12 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ The closer and closer she gets to the observation deck, the more Elena wants to just turn around and go back to her room. She doesn't need to send Tony a message saying she didn't do what she said she would do. And what did she owe Nate anyway? He got himself into this drunken mess, he could get himself out just the same as he had all of the other messes over the years. But then the little voice reminds her, rather pointedly, that all those times it had been Sullivan who'd had his back. Or it was Chloe or it was Cutter.

It was always someone, that was the point.

And here, now, this time it was Elena. All because now it had to do with their marriage. Their marriage and his secrets. Though, she supposes she was also partly to blame this time around.

Anyway, the point is— that's how it went when Victor Goddamn Sullivan wasn't around to peel a drunken lovesick fool off the ground and put him properly to bed. It was her or him. Frankly, Elena should've just brought a pillow and a blanket, make sure he was tucked away in a corner and cover him up so he could sleep it off.

She lets herself onto the deck, making a face at the chill tickling her cheeks. It was always coldest up here. One step forward, two steps...and there he was...

Spotting him is what makes her hang back, watching on uncertainly. He's probably so drunk he wouldn't notice her there anyway, it would give her a chance to quietly step back out and leave him there for the night.

And why not? He'd walked out on her, what stopped her from doing the same to him?
]
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[personal profile] desperate_times 2016-07-12 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hey there, Nate. I have zero suggestions for you because what do I know about marriage of all things.

But can I have some of your stash anyway?

[C'mon bro.]
vengeance_driven: game (►►drink)

[personal profile] vengeance_driven 2016-07-14 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Say you're sorry and if she does not care that you're sorry, accept that you fucked up and next time do better with different lady.

Look man, you get someone, you keep screwing it up, there is only so many times before getting back with you is disrespect for herself.
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Action - Option 2

[personal profile] a_shadow 2016-07-15 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's just a coincidence that Tex happens to be passing near where Nate is as he approaches the former location of the mess, on her way somewhere or another. She does notice he's acting oddly, holding a bottle out in a strange manner, but it takes a second glance and an assessment of his stance before she realizes where he's heading and what he's preparing to do.

She rushes to intercept, cupping her hand beneath his and raising the bottle to a less dangerous angle. It's a tricky business, since her right arm and part of her left hand are now made of glass, but she doesn't grab him, just blocks him. ]


That's precious stuff now, you know.
cockade: (Amuser)

text; i'm late as hell but WELP

[personal profile] cockade 2016-07-15 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this the part where I'm supposed to criticize you for not telling me about Elena sooner, or should I leave the part out where I met her and we get along quite well?

[GUESS WHO'S SILENTLY JUDGING COME TO CRASH THE PARTY oh wait it's not this dude, he's too much of a gentleman to do that.]

If we're talking as severe as you're indicating, it's going to be many steps- not just one. More often than not, time is the usual healer in these scenarios, but love is a complex and picky mistress in how she acts. That never changes, no matter the place or the realm, I've found.

Love can cause a great amount of joy as well as pain. It all depends on how much you want to work for it.


[And for Élise, Arno would go to the ends of every universe in every realm, if he had to. He will do everything for her in an instant.]