TEXT [AUGUST 28TH, EARLY MORNING]

[squadgoals]

Hi all, just some quick housekeeping:

• I've doubled the security on the Mako. Fair warning: any attempts to hack its console will result in consequences. This is not a challenge! If you need it for anything, please get in touch with me first.
  
  
• It seems I'm your new Assistant Head of Tower duties, with Ryuuzaki functioning as our Head. I'm looking forward to working with all of you from here on out.
  
  
• I've already spoken with Ryuuzaki regarding my transfer from Engineering to Assistant Head of Tower duties, but I still haven't managed to locate how I was approved and placed in the role in the first place, as it was an application process. If anyone has an idea, please let me know.
  
  
• I was absent for a month in cryosleep, so my apologies for not being completely abreast of every on-board situation for the time being. Unfortunately, I have nothing new to add to cryosleep: I don't know what brought it on, I didn't go anywhere, and I don't know what stopped it.

To all crew old and new, feel free to message me with questions at any time, or stop by Mero Deck #022 for a chat. Or while the doors are still portaling, walk through my room unexpectedly.

-Shepard

Comments

Audio

[beautifulspaceraptor]

[ You just get rude Turian noises Shep. Every rude Turian noise ever. ]

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[keelahselai]

This is how I have to find out you've abandoned me?

[She's trying to sound deeply betrayed here. Deeply, melodramatically betrayed.]

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

youre on dishes duty

[hi i missed you.]

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[mylawn]

Do people usually get thrown in cryo with no warning?

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[otiosity]

i hate being randomly tossed into positions of authority. my condolences.

[warandpeace]

Was there a problem with it being hacked?

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[notglitching]

[It's not often Rinzler bothers using video, but this warrants a special occasion. The low rumbling of the program's noise is audible in the background, but Rinzler himself is nowhere in sight when Shepard accepts the call. Instead, the camera's focused on a tiny... model... ship.

Hi user.

You're late.]

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[redshitlord]

whats a mako

also hi cool i thought u died

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[soldiergenes]

Welcome back.

Did it feel like you were somewhere else while in cryo? Or was it just like being asleep for a really long time?

[voice]

[ryuuzaki]

It's almost as good as waking up on a ship you shouldn't be on with no idea how you got there, isn't it?

Well, in any case, I'm sure you're prepared for the role. Try not to worry about it.

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[hanzer]

Saying "this is not a challenge" is a pretty good way to ensure that everyone who might take it as a challenge does.