squadgoals: (I was dead for 2 years how do I use this)
ʟᴄᴅʀ Jane "ᴵ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᵒ" Shepard ([personal profile] squadgoals) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-08-29 04:07 pm

TEXT [AUGUST 28TH, EARLY MORNING]

Hi all, just some quick housekeeping:

  • I've doubled the security on the Mako. Fair warning: any attempts to hack its console will result in consequences. This is not a challenge! If you need it for anything, please get in touch with me first.

  • It seems I'm your new Assistant Head of Tower duties, with Ryuuzaki functioning as our Head. I'm looking forward to working with all of you from here on out.

  • I've already spoken with Ryuuzaki regarding my transfer from Engineering to Assistant Head of Tower duties, but I still haven't managed to locate how I was approved and placed in the role in the first place, as it was an application process. If anyone has an idea, please let me know.

  • I was absent for a month in cryosleep, so my apologies for not being completely abreast of every on-board situation for the time being. Unfortunately, I have nothing new to add to cryosleep: I don't know what brought it on, I didn't go anywhere, and I don't know what stopped it.


To all crew old and new, feel free to message me with questions at any time, or stop by Mero Deck #022 for a chat. Or while the doors are still portaling, walk through my room unexpectedly.

-Shepard
redshitlord: (you've got to be leaving)

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[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-08-30 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
oh cool can i drive it

BECAUSE LIKE
BAD STUFF WENT DOWN AND YOU WERENT AROUND SO I FIGURED WELL HEY SHES PROBABLY GONE FOREVER
redshitlord: (Stumbled in the twilight)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-08-30 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
psh i could try

LOOK
THERE WAS A LOT GOING ON
LIKE HALF THE BOTS HERE DECIDED TO GO ON A MURDER PARTY
INVOLVING RIPTIDE

I WAS KINDA BUSY!!!!!
redshitlord: (Lipstick on the nightstand)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-08-31 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
why just 1

ok so some big angry blue guy showed up and was all I HATE RIPTIDE HE SUCKS HES EVIL and tried to do a murder

i tried to choke him
but he was big so
didnt work
redshitlord: (but don't think it bothers me at all)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-08-31 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
u just dont believe in me

then uh
then everyone got mad because i told them to leave riptide alone because WOW HEY HES BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH
but Ultra Smugness said they were gonna leave him alone for a week or something
im guarding him
riptide not
ultra jerkness
redshitlord: (Come a little closer)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-08-31 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
r u calling me fat

uhm



they said he did a mutiny
and people got hurt
but he doesn't remember it because it hasnt happened yet for him and look if it hasnt happened yet then it MIGHT NOT HAPPEN right i mean hes not there yet he could just stay here with me and be cool forever and not do that but they didnt listen to anything like that they just got mad at him and me and

dont be mad at him please

im really tired of people i liked suddenly hating him
redshitlord: (ya bad hearted boytrap babydoll)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-08-31 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
ouch

what you do ??
redshitlord: (Come a little closer)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-09-01 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
thats


thats really good to hear
redshitlord: (burning with desire)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-09-04 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
nuh uh
im childish
or biased
or something stupid because i believe hes not a bad guy


bad guys dont save me from scraplets and people attacking the ship
redshitlord: (Come a little closer)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-09-05 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
but they shouldve



they shouldve stopped and listened if theyre supposed to be all adult and scrap
right ?
redshitlord: (but you --)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-09-15 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
um
kinda

i guess
redshitlord: (When your hopes and dreams)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2016-09-16 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno either but
thanks for saying u dont hate him

oh and also not being dead thatd suck

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