thisavrou | TEXT [AUGUST 28TH, EARLY MORNING]

Hi all, just some quick housekeeping:

I've doubled the security on the Mako. Fair warning: any attempts to hack its console will result in consequences. This is not a challenge! If you need it for anything, please get in touch with me first.
It seems I'm your new Assistant Head of Tower duties, with Ryuuzaki functioning as our Head. I'm looking forward to working with all of you from here on out.
I've already spoken with Ryuuzaki regarding my transfer from Engineering to Assistant Head of Tower duties, but I still haven't managed to locate how I was approved and placed in the role in the first place, as it was an application process. If anyone has an idea, please let me know.
I was absent for a month in cryosleep, so my apologies for not being completely abreast of every on-board situation for the time being. Unfortunately, I have nothing new to add to cryosleep: I don't know what brought it on, I didn't go anywhere, and I don't know what stopped it.

To all crew old and new, feel free to message me with questions at any time, or stop by Mero Deck #022 for a chat. Or while the doors are still portaling, walk through my room unexpectedly.

-Shepard

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As long as it's not during.

what is that too much to handle?

I feel like more glasses would break than is strictly necessary.

you think? so far we haven't had that many troublemakers so far. unless you count the break up drama

Break up drama? Sounds like I missed something good. Want to fill me in?

that you should ask from sans. [Let the slacker deal with his own dirty laundry.]

but actually. now that i think of it: i actually do have use for you. bodyguard

What?? [SANS WAS DATING SOMEONE? Was it Ratchet? This merits two question marks.]

Bodyguard? What a coincidence. [Eerily so.] Sure. What's the occasion? Did you cut off someone's alcohol too soon?

[No, it was giant goat lady]

he can tell you it better than i. funny one isnt it? but no, nothing like that. aurelia threatened me over the network for some reason.

Aurelia does like her threats. Any reason she might've been leveling one at you?

[FESS UP J]

who knows. maybe i said something she disagreed with. but we have, ah, history so to speak. i know when shes talking shit and when not

[NEVER.]

Maybe. [DEFINITELY] Alright. Let me know when and where you need me. Aurelia doesn't exactly threaten me.

Annoy me, yes, but not threaten me.

doesnt she annoy all of us? and thanks. try not to be late this time. [Yeah, about that whole Rinzler incident]

Not sure. Not a big enough sample size.

Ouch. [Low blow, you garbage teenager.] I'll be there.

good. knew i could trust on you, darling oh and one more thing you owe me for the bruise on my back.

You remembered? I'm not sure if I'm happy, or sad. How much is that one going to cost me?

nothing wrong with my memory. as for the payment, i'll tell you when we're done. ok?

When we're done? Nothing foreboding about that.

OK.

dont you trust me?

Cover my back in a firefight, and we'll talk.

Kidding.

ha, thats a bit tall order, dont you think? maybe in next invasion.

I'll have to teach you how to defend yourself by then.

why would I need that? since i have such capable bodyguard

Flattery will get you most places, but not out of training exercises.

[Oh shit she's being serious here.]

no thanks. ive done pretty good without training so far.

Oh, really? Your blackmail suggests otherwise.

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