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[deconstruct]

[ well this has fuck all to do with either the holidays or cave spelunking, but here we go. ]

is anyone here a catholic priest? or any kind of priest?

or someone who can marry people, i guess?

asking for a friend.

actually asking for a friend. don't start having an aneurysm, alva, put up your wallet.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

why Catholic??

[deconstruct]

bc catholics like getting married by catholic priests?

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

ha figures out that only theyd be picky even in this godforsaken planet
really, youll get better luck by asking our captains do it.

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[heisenbitch]

Why?

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[deconstruct]

why what? im just looking for a priest, not an inquisition

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[pillz]

does ur friend have a gaping jrish asshole any chance

[deconstruct]

i dont check my friends' assholes so i wouldnt know

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[sketchycharacter]

why do you want to get married
i mean i'll vouch for the benefits of marriage
but now doesn't seem like the time

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[deconstruct]

not me
and no one's getting married rn
just seeing if itd be possible

[buyeverything]

The priorities of some people are hilarious.

[deconstruct]

or you don't understand what the fuck's going on and youre better off either answering the question or fucking off

[ don't hate on his dying homeboy, bro, it's not cool ]

[morethan084]

Who's the lucky person?


[She's such a smart ass.]

[deconstruct]

whats the point in asking for them if im just going to out the name anyway?

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[curiousnotmalicious]

I love weddings! They're the best kind of party!

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[deconstruct]

never been to one

[redshitlord]

''marry people'' ????

whats that mean

[deconstruct]

to bind in civil and religious union

people with romantic love for each other decide they want to be a family, they get married. it's a human thing.

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[culver]

I lived in a church for a long time with a priest named Bishop.

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[deconstruct]

was he an actual bishop like status wise or did he just like being called that?

[warandpeace]

Afraid not. Closest person I know to a representative of a religion is the living embodiment of a sword made by a goddess and I don't think she's ordained.

[deconstruct]

uuuh no i dont think thatll work for what i need

thanks though

ill keep it in mind

i guess

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[goodluckkobra]

no but I could dress like one if you're into that kinda thing ;)

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[deconstruct]

pass. you have fun with that though.

[procedures]

what the hell does that even mean in this context.

[ it's not like anyone can hear his eyebrow crawling its way up to his hairline anyway, andyr. ]

[deconstruct]

idk i assume if i ever got married youd both shit yourself and try to pay for it. bc youre you.