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[ well this has fuck all to do with either the holidays or cave spelunking, but here we go. ]

is anyone here a catholic priest? or any kind of priest?

or someone who can marry people, i guess?

asking for a friend.

actually asking for a friend. don't start having an aneurysm, alva, put up your wallet.

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bc catholics like getting married by catholic priests?

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

ha figures out that only theyd be picky even in this godforsaken planet
really, youll get better luck by asking our captains do it.

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thought they could, but u know, preferences and shit
we've got every other brand of freak here, figures something as normal as priest would be what we're missing

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

nah. catholic priests are completely their own brand of oddity. i would know
imagine if ingress would push out pope one day

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honestly never really knew any well
we'd end up with battle pope
which might be kind of badass tbh

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

consider yourelf lucky then. catholics in general are awful company.
what the hell is battle pope??

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the one i knows not bad
like a pope that does battle? battle pope

[ it sounds cool in his head, ok? ]

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

doesnt he already battle?
against sins and evil

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shit i guess he does
holy war lord
knew that staff wasnt as innocent as it looked

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[god. this is getting dumb]

yeah. i think thats the whole point of religion??

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[ welcome to conversations with andyr - either they're insulting, or they're stupid as fuck ]

holy wars or not being innocent? or both?

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

holy wars and being innocent. i think.