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[deconstruct]

[ well this has fuck all to do with either the holidays or cave spelunking, but here we go. ]

is anyone here a catholic priest? or any kind of priest?

or someone who can marry people, i guess?

asking for a friend.

actually asking for a friend. don't start having an aneurysm, alva, put up your wallet.

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[redshitlord]

''marry people'' ????

whats that mean

[deconstruct]

to bind in civil and religious union

people with romantic love for each other decide they want to be a family, they get married. it's a human thing.

[redshitlord]

ok but is it like

HUMANS ONLY NO OTHERS ALOOWED???!!!

or what

[deconstruct]

uh no not that i know of
i mean we only had humans where i came from so its not like its a thing that came up
but if you wanna marry someone here no ones gonna stop you, dude

[redshitlord]

oh okay

so its like
hey were married or what

[deconstruct]

theres a ceremony or smth that goes with it
and a party after that
then u share p much everything after that

[redshitlord]

dude sweet i love parties

[deconstruct]

so get married
pretty sure everyone gives you money too

[redshitlord]

what am i gonna do with money ???

[deconstruct]

idk, buy shit? give it to other people?

[redshitlord]

where am i gonna buy stuff here dude

[deconstruct]

im not ur wedding planner, man
i dont know, i dont care