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[ well this has fuck all to do with either the holidays or cave spelunking, but here we go. ]

is anyone here a catholic priest? or any kind of priest?

or someone who can marry people, i guess?

asking for a friend.

actually asking for a friend. don't start having an aneurysm, alva, put up your wallet.

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[buyeverything]

The priorities of some people are hilarious.

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or you don't understand what the fuck's going on and youre better off either answering the question or fucking off

[ don't hate on his dying homeboy, bro, it's not cool ]

[buyeverything]

Well. I figured everyone and their mother had already asked you that.
I just wanted to be different and also really? Marriage? Here?

[He's a jerk, it's his job.]

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[ it's okay, he's a moody shit either way, so the result would be the same even if rafa hadn't meant to be a jerk by it. ]

i was asking a question, not offering story time

some people might not have the option of doing it anywhere else but here
funny how simple shit gets so important after its taken away [ and maybe that's a little bit commentary on his own state of being, as much as it is ronan, but andyr's sure as fuck not getting married here or otherwise. ]

[buyeverything]

[Boys please.]

You invited questions asking about a priest and marriage to a general crowd.
Whether you wanted to or not.
Though you're not wrong, about the here bit.

Hope you found your priest.

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i didn't invite shit. im not responsible for what idiots think they're entitled to
nor does anyone curious deserve any sympathy for me just bc they're nosy

[ principles that are aggressively important to him: people thinking they're owed anything by him ever, for any reason, regardless of what he might have done to entice it. the entire crew can fite him, okay???

How is it this asshole that ended up as accidental wedding researcher? ]

thanks anyway

[buyeverything]

[He's rolling his eyes so hard right now. Rafe is in no mood for fighting so sorry about that. Maybe another time.]

Good luck with the whole priest thing.
If you're looking for a place to host the wedding maybe one of those huge caves, real ambiance in there.

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[ andyr is 24/7 in the mood for fighting, he's basically the worst. ]

thanks
yeah with the freaky gooey insides, sounds great, maybe the teeth faced monsters can be flower girls

[buyeverything]

I bet they'd do it for free.

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or theyd just eat the priest, w/e

[buyeverything]

Save you on fees.

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youre not wrong
gotta try looking into that i guess