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[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

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[shadowblends]

[He's just going to ignore your foul mouth, Kavinsky.]

i'm not too sure about a job or anything
but it looks pretty interesting

what sort of 'performances' will you be advertising? any particular 'battles' or 'competitions'?

[pillz]

[such a judgy blueberry.]

it been a long-ass time since i seen a monster trck do its thing but i guess it depends on what ppl are into
hear that the science nerds r comin into weird alien species now & then
could go in for some of that

sup r u 17 again or still toddler midget

text --> video ... then back to text, yeah.

[shadowblends]

[He's not judging - just avoiding the vulgarity.]

as in monster truck battles? some people might be interested in it. [Not him necessarily, but ... no, he totally didn't have to search for information on 'monster trucks'.]
a friend of mine and i are going out to collect samples soon
should we suggest the arena to some of the alien species?

i'm normal again

[And for emphasis, he briefly switches the TAB to video, holding it out enough with his tail to reveal his usual teenage self, clad in the uniform that Ronan had been able to get him.]

proof enough?

[pillz]

[there's a brief pause as kavinsky considers the young man in the video.]

ure still fuckin blue
wit
yellow eyes?
& lines all over ur face
but yeah i guess u look like u made it a couple years past puberty. mazel tov, baby.

where r u goin 2 collect samples? u been there b4?

[shadowblends]

[Smooth, Kavinsky. Like chunky peanut butter.]

that's my natural skin-tone
sometimes they're red
and the lines are
nothing, they're nothing.
thanks, i think? it's nice to be able to reach the top shelf

one of the new worlds - eosoros. never been there before.

video; encrypted; 100% it's clearly too good to be true

[a_perfect_end]

Greetings!

[This is easily the first time he's thrown his avuncular glowing car salesman face at a post with such

--text analysis: 34%--

...potential

In over a year.

Still, every time he makes a play for something he actually wants, it ends in disaster. Especially here.

--text analysis: 96%--

He folds the caution far, far down behind an extra hundred watts at least into the smile.]

Someone said races?

[--text analysis: complete.--]

You're not gonna give us crap about like, level penalties for safety?

text; (you can tell i'm a fan of your canon)

[pillz]

[the face in the video gets a long look, but eventually kavinsky's answer comes ribboning across the screen in messily typewritten words.]

than can always bring yo ass back
road safetys ur business not mine
business is my business
i figre crazy trick ridin assholes sell.
what r u into

hey, all <i>right</i>!; stubbornly with the video (i had a vague idea yeah ;) )

[a_perfect_end]

[To squint back at everybody that squints at you is a swift path to nearsightedness, and there are games at stake.

Look, look how chill he's being; hello, new friend.]

Oh, this game is Lightcycles.

The object is going very fast in ninety-degree brackets until the other guy gets smeared over the wall for a couple hundred yards. I once dragged a dude's helmet for--

Anyway!

Ideal setup is for two or more players. More fireworks that way.

...An obstacle run is fine too.

[pillz]

[huh. sounds entertaining in theory. kavinsky wonders about the practice.]

no fuckin shit. we dont have that where i come from
u got any footage of what yore talkin about
u got a lightcycle here?
> fast
i like the sound of
& > fireworks r my fuckin fav

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[knaval]

I AM GOING TO SLAP THE MOUTH OFF YOUR HUMAN FACE

[pillz]

cum 2 the boat races, friend robofuck
less name-callin
more speeeeeeeeeed baby

[knaval]

how much do i get paid per win

WILDLY GUESSING AT THE SENCS/$$$ FTW

[pillz]

dpends on the purse & how many ure goin up against
straight up race ure lookin @ a few k
throw in a few obstacles, a few k more
u wanna do some stunts on ur own u can get more
or lss
plus then tehres endorsements & shit
we could make sure u always sellin pink things

[unaffluent]

Binge drinking is not a team building exercise.

cw classism

[pillz]

how do they do it in trailer parks
enlighten us

[unaffluent]

They didn't exactly do team building there.

That's beside the point, though.

[pillz]

no baby thats jus why u dont understand
not even aglionby can teach u
but its ok
i am going 2 do right by ym partial employees neway
steer them away from alcoholism
even if its americas greatest team sport

[this is the sound of kavinsky making a concerted effort to reign it in. long-term plots and plans, you know you know.]

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[corrective]

what kind of team building exercises? and what does binge drinking have to do with anything?

[pillz]

binge drinkin
biggest sport in the usa circa 20teens where ic om from
but u know
im open 2 ideas. r u lookin for a job?

[corrective]

I'm looking for something to do.
Keep my mind off things.
A distraction.
Is that something you can offer?

cw addiction

[pillz]

yes sweetheart
all kinds
u got a name?
hobbies
addiction of choice

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[sketchycharacter]

how the hell did you get a job owning an arena right away

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[pillz]

jey i know u!
ways & means
little bit of luck. ravens are > opportunists
so i hear.

hows it goin man

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[sketchycharacter]

[Congrats on not being a zombie anymore dude]

huh
well try not to fuck it up
things are okay i guess
glad to be done with the worst roadtrip ever

[pillz]

going 2 do my best. could use the income. not used 2 poorsies.

where r u living? found a job? more people 2 save wit ur weird rifle knifes & super magic powers