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[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

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[shadowblends]

[He's just going to ignore your foul mouth, Kavinsky.]

i'm not too sure about a job or anything
but it looks pretty interesting

what sort of 'performances' will you be advertising? any particular 'battles' or 'competitions'?

[pillz]

[such a judgy blueberry.]

it been a long-ass time since i seen a monster trck do its thing but i guess it depends on what ppl are into
hear that the science nerds r comin into weird alien species now & then
could go in for some of that

sup r u 17 again or still toddler midget

text --> video ... then back to text, yeah.

[shadowblends]

[He's not judging - just avoiding the vulgarity.]

as in monster truck battles? some people might be interested in it. [Not him necessarily, but ... no, he totally didn't have to search for information on 'monster trucks'.]
a friend of mine and i are going out to collect samples soon
should we suggest the arena to some of the alien species?

i'm normal again

[And for emphasis, he briefly switches the TAB to video, holding it out enough with his tail to reveal his usual teenage self, clad in the uniform that Ronan had been able to get him.]

proof enough?

[pillz]

[there's a brief pause as kavinsky considers the young man in the video.]

ure still fuckin blue
wit
yellow eyes?
& lines all over ur face
but yeah i guess u look like u made it a couple years past puberty. mazel tov, baby.

where r u goin 2 collect samples? u been there b4?

[shadowblends]

[Smooth, Kavinsky. Like chunky peanut butter.]

that's my natural skin-tone
sometimes they're red
and the lines are
nothing, they're nothing.
thanks, i think? it's nice to be able to reach the top shelf

one of the new worlds - eosoros. never been there before.

[pillz]

[will u b my blueberry jam]

u say nothing & all i hear is > very something
probably not a sex thing, but somethin.
#1 why didn t u just teleport to the top shelf
#2 i fuckin hate these alien world names. u got any info on it so far?
u think they're intelligent or at least got big scary animals

[shadowblends]

[oh no that's cute. how dare u]

nope, it's really nothing.
but definitely nothing to do with intercourse
uhm
i didn't have the best control of the teleporting when i was smaller
it's an exploration world: high-paying missions, dangerous, supposed to be creepy?
if they aren't intelligent, i'm sure they have the animals.

[pillz]

wats a nice lil blue boy like u doin on a high-risk creepy mission like taht?
but yeah u see somethin wit teeth maybe some venom, put a tranq in it, pac it up & bring it over
i will pay 4 it
u & the other girl scout

[shadowblends]

finding quick ways to make money for my new living arrangements
like a snake or some spider? something entirely alien with fangs and venom?
i'll let him know
if he doesn't want to, i'll collect what i can and bring it back.
as long as it's treated decently

[pillz]

very decently
im gonna get some $$$ 2 set aside 4 one of them permits
but i dont wanna put in 4 it til i make sure its a good investment u know what im sayin

[it's a little different, actually having to budget. not to have to budget a lot, but at all.]

prefer somethin bigger than a snake or a spider
people size min
do u need some tranqs? i got some shit i can loan u

[shadowblends]

that makes sense
putting money into something you aren't sure about wouldn't be the smartest choice

[So far, he hasn't had to worry about any budgeting, but the arena that Kavinsky's got planned seems like it's going to need a lot of that.]

no promises on something human-sized
i'm not sure if tranquilizers will be necessary but
where did you get that sort of thing to loan out to people?

[pillz]

[ehh. so-so, medium amounts of that. to be honest, you don't have to budget too closely when you're a dream thief.

but that's neither here nor there.]

ways & means, baby.
come on by, ill get u some

[shadowblends]

[Sounds like a rather convenient ability.

Also, he doesn't understand your pet names, Kavinsky.]

'baby'?
okay, i'll drop by soon, then.

[pillz]

[it is a straight-up godmode ridiculous ability!]

baby.
aight. ill have u some ginger beer & cookies
& that rag u ordered from b4

[shadowblends]

but i'm a teenager?

[... is this code or something he's supposed to understand?]

sounds good, i think.
thank you

→ action; (cw sexual vulgarity)

[pillz]

an open hand gets more done than a closed fist
altho i guess it depends on if ure dealin with a cock or the back door
later man

[let's go li'l blue (no kurt no)]